Teen's porn star date to prom scuttled by district officials

NuttyJim

Registered User
#1
This kid is fucking awesome!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/21/teens-porn-star-date-to-prom-scuttled-by-district-officials/

Stone, 18, of Oakdale, Minn., sent hundreds of tweets this week to adult film stars asking them to accompany him to the May 12 dance at Tartan High School. Two actresses, Emy Reyes and Megan Piper, soon responded, with Reyes saying, "I would love tooo" [sic] and Piper agreeing to attend if Stone covered her travel costs from Los Angeles.z1pmmfYriOs.com/us/2012/03/21/teens-porn-star-date-to-prom-scuttled-by-district-officials/[/url]

Links
[NSFW]http://www.freeones.com/html/m_links/Megan_Piper/ [/NSFW]

[NSFW]http://www.freeones.com/html/e_links/Emy_Reyes/ [/NSFW]
 

CousinDave

Registered User
#3
and now the school district has just brought a lot more attention on this

I can remember I think Howard was involved about 15 years ago Houston went to some kids prom with him
 

lajikal

Registered User
#4
Only 2? Free press fo da 2 smuat hoes.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
#5
If the school hadn't got involved, I'd throw the kid $100 to help cover the ticket to fuck a porn star on prom.

More than likely 75% of the girls in his school are gonna have their tits online anyway... Might as well just get one of them to go.
 
#6
I doubt this would have been an issue if one of the chicks hadn't asked for money.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#8
My money says he still gets to bang one of them, at least.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#10
Neither of them take it in the dumper and the second one is a taco bender. A-booooooo.
 

transit grinder

Baglin' with the Sex
#13
Someone posted this kid's account to reddit last week. It was hilarious to look at his feed and see just how many tweets he was sending out.

Hate to hear he finally got responses and then the district had to step in and ruin everyone's fun.
 

Josh_R

Registered User
#14
As cool as it would have been for the kid, you have to imagine that most school districts would frown on a student being accompanied to the prom by any adult. Maybe if it was his 19 year old girlfriend etc, but you can't have 17 year old girls bringing their 35 year old "boyfriends" and shit like that.
Oh, and hopefully the Nancy that ratted on him will catch a beating soon.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#15
As cool as it would have been for the kid, you have to imagine that most school districts would frown on a student being accompanied to the prom by any adult. Maybe if it was his 19 year old girlfriend etc, but you can't have 17 year old girls bringing their 35 year old "boyfriends" and shit like that.
Oh, and hopefully the Nancy that ratted on him will catch a beating soon.
I went to a prom where a girl brought her 25 year old boyfriend who happened to be a police officer. It was hilarious when he wanted to go to his car because he forgot something, and they wouldn't let him due to the strict "no going to your car during prom" policy.

I don't see what the big deal is....aren't these chicks like 19 or 20 anyway? And he's 18? Fuck off, schoolboard.
 

caniseeyourtaint

Passive agressive douche
#16
As cool as it would have been for the kid, you have to imagine that most school districts would frown on a student being accompanied to the prom by any adult. Maybe if it was his 19 year old girlfriend etc, but you can't have 17 year old girls bringing their 35 year old "boyfriends" and shit like that.
Oh, and hopefully the Nancy that ratted on him will catch a beating soon.
Eh....he's 18 and she's 19. Age isn't the issue. They just don't want the circus atmosphere or a porn girl at the school. spoil sports.
 
#17
Oh, of course the stupid cock blocking superintendent is a woman. It's probably some awful looking 60 year old cunt who just doesn't want some poor fat kid having any fun. WTF...what a bitch, let fatty have a good night. Lord knows his high school career has probably been shit up till now anyway.
 

UCJOE

I have a lot of business with the Chinese
#18
I can remember I think Howard was involved about 15 years ago Houston went to some kids prom with him
It was late 90's and the kid wound up dating her for real;
 
#19
Fuck the cock blocker. let him choose or pay whoever the hell he wants to go with.
 
#20
Fuck the cock blocker. let him choose or pay whoever the hell he wants to go with.


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