Teeth (WTF Hollywood lol)

hybriddriver

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Feb 20, 2006
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"Teeth": the movie about a vagina with some

I'll be quite surprised if there isn't a thread about this, but I did search first.

http://www.teethmovie.com/

Opening New York and Los Angeles

January 18th

High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
 

seeinred

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I remember hearing an interview with either the director or someone in this movie on Loveline a few months ago. It was the first I had ever heard of vagina dentata, but I have to say it actually kind of sounds interesting.
 

CM Mark

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I remember hearing an interview with either the director or someone in this movie on Loveline a few months ago. It was the first I had ever heard of vagina dentata, but I have to say it actually kind of sounds hot.
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Chino Kapone

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Jun 10, 2005
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WTF? This looks like a crazy ass movie. I guess she really like to gobble cock.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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huh, now ive had a few vagina's that had bad breath, thank god they didn't have toofers also
 

MarshmallowRain

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If you think ideas for movies cant get anymore messed up than check out the movie Teeth which is set for limited release this weekend. This is the synopsis off of yahoo.
High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Logline: Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a "physical advantage" when she becomes the object of male violence.
Genres: Suspense/Horror and Teen
Running Time: 1 hr. 34 min.
Release Date: January 18th, 2008 (limited)
MPAA Rating: R for disturbing sequences involving sexuality and violence, language and some drug use.
Distributors:
Roadside Attractions
Production Co.:
Teeth, LLC
Filming Locations:
Austin, Texas, USA
Produced in: United States
 

justifyyourgarb

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Mar 15, 2007
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I think this looks fucking awesome.
 

MarshmallowRain

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Well last year, the wierdest thing I heard was that weird al had a hit with his parody of chamillionaire's "ridin". If this movie gets brought up to the boys in the morning be interesting to hear norton's take on it lol.
 

LiddyRules

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Jun 1, 2005
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This is a ripoff of my screenplay about my girlfriend: Ice.
 
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Haulport

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Someone just showed this drivel to me recently. I can't remember who. I feel like it might have been someone involved in the making of the pile.......If I remember I'll post.
 

Biff Hardslab

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Jan 15, 2007
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I watched it last week....eh. It had its moments, but it was so slowly paced that I lost interest. I swear they were taking 10 minutes to set up a scene and trying to build suspense, when we all knew exactly what was going to happen.

Ol' Quisinart Puss does have a nice rack on her which we get to see due to the one obligitory nude shot.

I'd say its a rainy Saturday afternoon rental. The story just kind of fell flat.
 

silentbob8201

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Jun 29, 2005
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I for one found the movie to be hilarious and any movie that mocks the Purity Ring bull shit is A ok by me.
 

Rattlehead

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Jan 19, 2008
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"ol' quisinart puss"

hahahahahhahahahaahha i've been laughing for like 10 minutes at that
 

weakside

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The idea is original so I do applaud Hollywood for that. But at the same time after having read the premise this movie could definitely be 12 different kinds of awful.
 

silentbob8201

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The idea is original so I do applaud Hollywood for that. But at the same time after having read the premise this movie could definitely be 12 different kinds of awful.
In a nutshell the movie is about a hot born again christian who's plan to save it for marriage is cut short by a r a p e that is thwarted by her vagina's teeth, now multiply that by 4 in some gruesome some down right hilarious ways.
 

caniseeyourtaint

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Feb 26, 2004
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I first saw a trailer for this on youtube or break awhile ago....I thought it was just some attempt at a viral video gag. Then I see it on the shelf at Blockbuster. Was amazed that it was real. I'll just watch it online...not payin for it.