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  1. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    What are some of the worst beating you got when you were a kid, and what sort of shaninigans did you do to warrant the beating.

    The worst beating I ever caught was when I dumped cold water on my sister while she was sun bathing next to my parents pool. My brothers friends were typical 14 year old perverts, they offered me a Babe Ruth candy bar to do the dirty deed. She was laying on her stomach with her bikini top untied. So I climbed up on the roof, they handed up the bucket of water and I went to the other side of the house and waited for them to get close enough to see her jump up. I fling the water on her, she jumped to her feet shrieking with her tits in the wind. She fucking lost her mind and started screaming at me while I laughed and did a little jig. She was so pissed she was still topless screaming at me to get off the roof because she was "going to kill" me. Then she noticed my brothers buddies peaking around the side of the house, snickering and staring at her tits - now she was beyond pissed. She full force punched my brother's fat buddy that was too slow to get away, square in the nose. Now up until that point I figured I would get the usual sister slap for pranking her. When I saw Cory's nose streaming blood out like a spigot, I knew that to get off the roof was not going to end well for me. So I refused to come down.

    My sister, is still screaming that she is going to kill me, runs inside and gets my dad. He comes out and takes a look at Cory and tells him to get his ass home. She then points at me on the roof and rats me out to dad. Getting off that roof was the hardest thing I ever had to do, because dad is standing on the ground with his belt in his hand. He lit me up with that belt. To top it off, those fucking assholes never gave me a candy bar. Later that night, I was out in our backyard "fort" with my brother and his buddies and they let me have a beer for providing the free show and taking a beating for it.
     
  2. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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  3. porch24

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    I called a few of those 1-900 numbers when I was 7 and ran up a bill for around 300 bucks. I'll never forget my mom opening the bill and just screaming her head off at me and warning me about what my dad was gonna do when he got home. I tried the whole fake sleeping deal when I heard him coming up the stairs but of course that wasn't gonna stop him from unleashing his fury on me. All I remember is him grabbing me by the shirt and throwing me right off the bed and then I got a nice kick right in the gut. He grabbed me again and was just screaming his head off at me, it was around that time I legit pissed myself. He let go and then my mom came from behind and was screaming again at me. The funniest part is my dad won the local lottery that night so it was easy to pay the bill off but he never let me forget about my stupidity for a few years after that.
     
  4. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Came home from attempting to play tennis with my friends when I was in fifth grade. My dad had cut a handle into a 2x10. Apparently, while I was gone, he had gotten a phone call from my science teacher. I was failing because I hadn't turned in a semester long project. When the 2x10 broke, he used the tennis racket.

    Science teacher found my project folder two days later, mixed in with another class.

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  5. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I was driving my truck when some guys seemed to need something. I stopped to see what the problem was. After that, things get a little foggy.

     
  6. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    my dad scared the fuck out of me, never needed to beat me.
     
  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I got spanked a few times but never really got beat. My mom did slap me across the face once. Once.

    My favorite beating of recent memory was BB taking it in the President of Wackbag thread.
     
  8. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    I lived with my grandparents and mom most of my chidhood until I was about 14 then I lived with my mom and stepfather. I never got a beating, but my grandfather was not one to mince words. I was kicked in the ass by him and had logs thrown at me for pissing him off. No beating, though.
     
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    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I never got any beatings, although I certainly deserved a lot over the years - I probably would have turned out better if I had gotten a few

    I was severely psychologically tortured
     
  11. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    That's so fucked up. Did you at least get a decent "guilt" bonus from either your dad or the teacher?

    I was probably about 5 or 6 and was playing with those tiny plastic army men. I somehow knew that the used motor oil on the floor of the carport could also double as napalm and was torching the little guys by throwing lit matches at them. The fire started getting out of control and my dad came out and stomped it out with his feet and an old blanket. He picked me up by my arm and was smacking on my ass with his bare hand and I was swinging like a pendulum with each swat.

    He only hit me one other time besides that, it was my mom who was the disciplinarian with the belt. My dad is a big guy and knew he'd really hurt us if he got started.
     
  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I did the same thing but with GI Joes/80s wrestling figures and a can of WD-40 and a lighter. The black smoke that came off Hulk Hogan prompted a neighbor 5 houses away to come check that my house wasnt on fire. The lump of plastic that was left wasn't nearly as fun to play with as the action figures.
     
  13. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    :haha7::haha7::haha7:
    Steve approves of your pendulum. Yeeessssssssssss.

    I was sort of hoping for a few stories of your days of being a little dickens and catching hell for it, some of you got far worse then anything I ever got. My father never beat me that hard, it was more the whole "your going to get it" that was far worse then the actual spanking.
     
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    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I loved to set up my Army men and play flamethrower. I never got caught, but if I did I'm sure it would have resulted in a good ass walloping.
     
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    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    My dad would give me his fancy little penknife and I would have to go out beside the house to cut a switch from the hedge. If I brought back a limber one, he would send me again for a stout model. I liked to handle his knife, but hated the switching to come. My mom used to smack my ass when needed, then she quit one day and that was the end of it. Years later she told me I had done something awful and she got my by the arm and gave my ass a savage smack. I had a rock or something in my back pocket and she said it bruised a tendon in her palm and wrist and it hurt for months.
     
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    I was angry when my dad made me find a job at 13 but after working summers and weekends i was loaded. Then I figured out how to loan my friends and classmates money with interest.
     
  18. doomvulture

    doomvulture Lord of Jailbait

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    I had 2 that stand out in my mind. First was when my brother and I were pulling eachother on a sled with the snowmobile(age 10 or 11). Evidently my mother thought the rope was too short or some shit and made us come in, when we did she went all PMS crazy and beat us with a broom until it broke over our heads. It hurt. The last one was finally when my dad and I decided to throw hands. It was the summer before I went to college and I am not really sure why I was so pissed at him but in the end he had enough and stepped up to me and told me to try him. He is 6'1 and 300lb of northwoods logger. That fucker hits like a god damn truck. A few years ago I would have said I won hands down, now looking back it seems more like a tie, but we are much nice to each other now.
     
  19. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    hmmmmmm well there were plenty, im a child of the 70's my worst beatings were from my mother because she never knew when to quit, well usually when she hurt her hand, my dad usually didn't beat me unless my mother hurt her hand, they were always centered around my sister, my sister would do some stupid shit, then i would get beat for it, the best one wasn't actually a beating, my sister did something stupid, i pointed it out how stupid it was and my mother went nuts and smashed every plate on the dinner table. it was hilarious and terrifying at the same time, too this day i have never seen so much corelle broken at one time, another one was when she smashed a pot against the counter top smashing the shit out of it telling me it was going to be my head, the best part was her making my father beat the dents out of it ,it was teflon coated and chipping horribly, if i knew then what i know now i would have never eaten mashed potatoes ever again.

    my mother beatings ended when i was about 14, unless you count the one that she started about a year after my old man died, i just told her to knock her socks off, of course she hurt her hand then blamed me for it, just like the old days
     
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    I was six when a buddy broke one of my toys. I was having a hissy fit and when the old man came over to calm me down I reached up and punched a 240lb mechanic right in the eye.

    After he threw me into the wall and my elbow broke the drywall, he just looked at it, then at me, and told me stop crying and fix the wall.

    And I did.
     
  21. Taint Stench

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    LOL was it that shit they used before sheetrock, like furring strips with plaster?
     
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    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    There was this chick in high school that wouldn't give me head.......
     
  23. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    This fucking egg, let me tell you...

    Kicked my ass. Hard.
     
  24. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Couple of spankings when I was under 6. Beyond that, nothing. I was a good kid (for the most part).

    You guys had some shitty parents to light you up like that.
     
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    "Tell Us About Your Favorite Beating"

    Are they talking to my dick?
     

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