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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by BIV, May 14, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Got 8 out of 10.

    8-10: Grammar guru

     
  3. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    7/10. Completely forgot some of those things. No clue on the Gerund, Modal, Imperative.
     
  4. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    I dont trust the BBC, they protect more paedophiles than the catholic church
     
  5. DrewDown

    DrewDown All are welcome

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    8/10 - I'm a grammar guru who doesn't like this test.
     
  6. Jacuzzi Billy

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    5/10. Not surprised.
     
  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Arent you an English professor? Or did I just make that up?
     
  8. Mags

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    Grammar Guru. I always had great gramma.
     
  9. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    6/10 - My public school education is shining brightly.
     
  10. DrewDown

    DrewDown All are welcome

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    Yeah, so I thought I could pull at least 9/10. They got me on the gender of the sibling question and the misplaced modifier. The questions were poorly phrased. That's my excuse.

    For the record, I don't teach grammar.

    Since you're as good as me, I'll let you know when we're hiring.
     
  11. Jacuzzi Billy

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    I didn't even try to figure out the gender question. Just stop it.
     
  12. fletcher

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    Good looking out, Drew. I have to be honest, I had a very vague memory of some of that shit and it was a total shoot but I can fake it well.

    Also, that gender question was so awkwardly worded I didnt even care about Hilary. Fuck her/him in his/her fuck hole.
     
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  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Hell, for a while I wrote news for a living.

    And I'm that guy that gets annoyed by bad grammar.
     
  14. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    9/10. I should have known a gerunding would fuck me up.

    And number 10 actually has another error. You don't capitalize king and queen unless it's preceding a specific person like Queen Elizabeth or King George. Unless those crazy Brits do it differently over there.
     
  15. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    None of the answers have checkboxes or links or anything. Shitty mobile browser.

    EDIT: answers at the end derrrrrp
    10/10 meh
     
  16. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    That sentence seemed to be talking about a very specific king and queen, so it's proper to capitalize. We do the same thing talking about Obama here: "The President met today with some shady characters."
     
  17. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen heartless fuck

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    9/10. How the hell am I supposed to know what Winston Churchill said about grammar?
     
  18. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    You don't have to know. They gave you his alleged quote. All you had to do was figure out which of the listed grammar rules he was mocking.
     
  19. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen heartless fuck

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    Good thing the test wasn't on reading comprehension, I guess.
     
  20. Absolutely

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    9/10
    Grammar Guru!
     
  21. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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  22. Party Rooster

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    That's not what we call Obama. We say: "The ******** met today with some shady characters." ;)

    I guess if it was specific enough in the previous sentence (which we didn't see) technically it's alright maybe. But Wiki even says this:

    That's the one grammar rule I most ignore. As was exemplified by Churchill's quote, sometimes it just sounds pretentious or even retarded to say it the right way. I end sentences in "to" all the time.
     
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  23. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    It doesn't have to be specific enough in the previous sentence. They are clearly talking about a specific king and queen. Point is, nobody's ever really going to argue about it either way. Look at the use of "president" here:

    MSNBC: However, the President was not as dismissive about the Internal Revenue Service, calling the reports “outrageous” and “contrary to our traditions.”

    Karl Rove, writing for FOX News: The president is getting deeper into trouble. He must come clean by revealing who directed the CIA to remove the language about terrorism and who authorized that person or persons to so direct the CIA.

    Again, anyone arguing about it probably has an agenda :D

    It's not a rule. I don't think it ever has been. That's pretty much the joke.
     

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