Textures that creep you out

Coffee Diva

Female? Nope. Meaty-breasted? You betcha!
#1
You know, the stuff that just gives you the douche chills and instigates uncontrollable vomiting the moment you feel it touch your fingers.

wet, soggy bread

acne face

Hillary Clinton's leg stubble
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
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#2
There is this fabric, I can’t think of its name right now but, if I touch it, I shudder with douche chills. I hate it.
 

Bunny™

The mod who didn't
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Jun 12, 2005
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Li'l Rhody
#3
clawing through the sand on a beach with your hands and hitting a rock with your fingernails.
 

Simby19

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Aug 10, 2006
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I'm a person with texture issues, especially with food.

Coconut, fatty beef, slimy tomato innards, apple skin

Corduroy and chalkboards also come to mind.
 

commish13

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May 24, 2005
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clawing through the sand on a beach with your hands and hitting a rock with your fingernails.
I hate you for making me think of that.

Also, the way jeans feel right after showering, or most clothes fresh out of the dryer. It's a feeling I can't even describe, and even my mouth gets dry. I can't take it.
 

ruckstande

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Apr 2, 2005
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#6
Concrete. That feeling on your hands from concrete dust drives me fucking crazy.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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tire dressing, 3m micro fine polishing cloths, i wont even pick one up, in the fucking bag
 

sued

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Sep 2, 2004
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I hate mushy foods. Yogurt, bananas, oatmeal. Anything mildy warm and soft ish makes me gag. I cant watch my daughter take a big spoonful of smooth baby oatmeal- I dry heave just from watching her. Plus it smells like puke...
 

CaraC

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Jun 1, 2005
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I dont have texture issues with food or fabric persay, but I have MAJOR texture issues when it comes to seeing people putting any kind of cloth/paper in their mouths.... or if cloth/paper comes near my mouth... i FREAK... pretty much if anything but food or skin comes near my teeth i freak out, i have a full blown anxiety attack when i go to the dentist bc of the feeling of the metal on my teeth... UGH
 

LBF

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Jun 18, 2005
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I hate mushy foods. Yogurt, bananas, oatmeal. Anything mildy warm and soft ish makes me gag. I cant watch my daughter take a big spoonful of smooth baby oatmeal- I dry heave just from watching her. Plus it smells like puke...

X2



I love raw cauliflower, but cannot stand it cooked because of the mushy-factor. Oatmeal, steamed vegetables, tomatoes, etc give me the dry heaves.
 

Dopie Opie

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Oct 22, 2004
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I hate sticky, like kid with candy sticky. I freak like a little sissy. I not mind shit, boogers, anything like that, but give my kid a lollipop and I watch me run like a ...you get the idea.
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
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#21
Scabs. They're disgusting to touch but pretty damn tasty once you peel them off. :D
I love to play with the edges and see how much I can can pull off and not bleed. I have a lot of band aids in the bathroom. :icon_mrgr
 

distortion9

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Dec 12, 2001
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#22
I hate the texture of a piece of shit when you bite into it...not good.

Also...the way snow compresses under you feet when you walk (not really a texture...don't know what the fuck you call that shit but I don't like it).
 

Creampier

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Not only touching it, but hearing it makes the hairs stand up on my arm and I feel an overwhelming need to put my fist through a wall.
X2!!!

Also, when people are eating, and they remove their fork from their mouth, and ZING the metal of the fork between their teeth!

That sound makes me want to instantaneously poke my eardrums out with screwdrivers! Yeeeech!
 

Ant's_rapier

Finger of God
Jan 19, 2006
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I like the way snow compresses under your feet esspecailly the sound it makes.

My wife can't stand foam rubber. I everynow and then I'll chase her around the house and corner her then wrap her with an egg crate from the bed. I also know a girl who can't stand the feeling of cum anywhere on her body. I don't know how she had three kids becasue of that.