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Thai Senator kills Secretary with an Uzi

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19247135
     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?

    There is so much I enjoy about this story.
     
  3. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    See?

    If they had the same kind of gun laws as Chicago this wouldn't have happened!
     
  4. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    Uzis are notoriously prone to this stuff. He could be telling the truth.
     
  5. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Nah, I bet he was banging her and she was gonna squeal.

    That'll teach her. Snitches get stitches..... or worse. ;)
     
  6. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    I like the cut of Mr. Boonsong's jib.
     
  7. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Thais are weird, man. They actually have an aircraft carrier, the Chakri Naruebet, but it's only really used as the yacht for the royal family.

    When you combined Buddhism with a military, you get some weird stuff.
     
  8. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    We should send Feinstein and Reid over there to investigate. They'll get that nasty gun problem under control.
     
  9. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I can relate, my grenade launcher went off in Taco Spico the other day. Shit happens.
     
  10. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Have any crappy cell phone pics of it you can share?
     
  11. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Has anyone blamed the Jews yet?
     
  12. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Some jib cut liking over here as well.
     
    Absolutely likes this.
  13. Jon the Cop

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    Kirk, new world order, end thread...
     
  14. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Mr Boonsong faces a maximum of 10 years imprisonment and a 20,000 baht ($636;£405) fine if convicted. - Quite the fine...
     
  15. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The next video game character I name will be Boonsong.
     
  16. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    That is a shitload of money in that part of the world.
     
  17. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    What's the exchange rate to underage sex slaves?
     
  18. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Lil update:

     
  19. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Well, it beats "leaving the scene of an accident", and a suspended sentence plea bargain.
     
  20. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Talk about a quickie divorce.
     
  21. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Or you can just shorten it to "rap."
     

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