"Thank You For Calling Handy Lift...."

BeersOnTheBoat

Ex-New Yorker (Thank God!)
Mar 30, 2005
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".....This is Dave (The owner's loser Son-In-Law) may I help you?"

"...Handy Lift....pease hoed."
3 months and counting until you too can reach Dave Monday through Friday 8 to 5.

There aren't enough things in the world that any man can shove up his ass and pay for college.
 

Haeder

South Dakota
Mar 30, 2005
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#2
In the Homer Simpson voice, I yell: "BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"







 

underdog423

Registered User
Aug 31, 2005
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You know what this thread is missing?

Humor.
 

askewcore

Why am I Mr. Sparkle?
Dec 5, 2004
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I smell a trip to Moonachie for this thread....






WB lllllii llloo