That's not a disease.

ShooterMcGavin

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First of all, FU to this bullshit I see all the time on Facebook. "Post if you know a blah blah and support blah blah I'm a good person and I'm important."

Its hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (PTSD, Anxiety, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, LUPUS, Fibromyalgia, MS, ME, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Epilepsy, Autism, M.D. Addisons and ALD etc.) "Never judge what you don't understand." I know my real friends will copy
Well, buddy. I guess I'm not a real friend anymore. First of all, two of those are not diseases, and one of them I'm not sure is even a real thing.

Second, did you just put Depression and Cancer into the same category? Is this the age we are fucking living in? Instead of dealing with our fucking problems, we can just see a shrink and get a bunch of drugs to get hooked on so that the condition never goes away and therefore we can accept this perfectly normal, temporary condition as part of our personality, using the word "disease" as a crutch, which I would find insulting if I had, well, a real fucking disease. I hope those with real problems find this repulsive.

Welcome to what I call the Age of Shrinks. Everyone is a fucking psychologist. Everyone has an "illness." Everyone says to one another, "Take my brain for five seconds, and you wouldn't be able to handle it." We all make fun of Sheen for saying it, but I hear the same shit from people all the time when they bitch about their stupid "disease". Guess what, no one would be able to handle a brain belonging to someone else, because the surgery is in fact impossible. Put that in your pipe and smoke it buddy.

I have a friend who will say, "No, I can't help it, it's chemical," and in the same breath say, "It's because my abusive father died recently." Recently, by the way, meaning like 7 years ago. The point is, well, is it a chemical thing that you were born with and absolutely can't help, or is it brought on by trauma that you can't get over because you'd rather be a selfish nothing and make people feel sorry for you?

Anxiety is an illness just like cancer! See, I get really anxious in public places and think people are judging me and...

No, you don't have an illness. What you have is I-Think-The-World-Revolves-Around-Me-itus. It's a condition which 99% of Americans have. The main symptom, called Trumanshow, causes those suffering from ITTWRAM to believe the entire world is in fact a reality show starring them. Their purpose in life is to make sure everyone around them knows everything they do, so that the show may go on. They are known by the mentally stable as "attention whores."

Depression is not a disease. Cancer is a disease.
Anxiety is not a disease. AIDS is a disease.
Bipolar is not a disease and while still an apparently serious condition, is way overly diagnosed. It's the one I think isn't real.

And please, if you think Depression or Anxiety belong in the same category as Autism, you might actually have Down Syndrome.


We're ALL sick on the inside, asshole. We're all dying. It's called being a human being. Struggle of life. Fuck your illness, you selfish cunt.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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You're confusing disorders for illness, sir.

Disorders tend to be mental, or a chemical imbalance of the brain.
 
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Ronnie B said it best. "If you can tell me why you're depressed you're not depressed, you're just sad. People are supposed to be sad sometimes."
 

ShooterMcGavin

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You're confusing disorders for illness, sir.

Disorders tend to be mental, or a chemical imbalance of the brain.
I was shitting on the fact that he called them illnesses. Those things are not nearly as bad as cancer.

Ronnie B said it best. "If you can tell me why you're depressed you're not depressed, you're just sad. People are supposed to be sad sometimes."
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 

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I'm depressed because I don't have a mental disorder to makes me feel special.
 

Creasy Bear

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Just make up a condition and a name for it
Oo... good idea.

Okay... I'm a pitymeosis sufferer. I've fallen victim to having no disease and therefore no support group to comfort and support me

Pitymeosis is hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle not being in pain and feeling fine on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible and non-existent illness. "Never judge what does not exist." I know my real friends will copy and forward this and help raise awareness about pitymeosis and pray for me as I battle to overcome this insidious non-disease.

Thank you, and God bless.
 

fletcher

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Oo... good idea.

Okay... I'm a pitymeitis sufferer. I've fallen victim to having no disease and therefore no support group to comfort and support me

Pitymeitis is hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle not being in pain and feeling fine on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible and non-existent illness. "Never judge what does not exist." I know my real friends will copy and forward this and help raise awareness about pitymeitis and pray for me as I battle to overcome this insidious non-disease.

Thank you, and God bless.
Good luck, bro.
 

Psychopath

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I suffer from depression and anxiety, and when these cunts use it for an attention seeking status updates I want to go on a murder spree. How dare they compare something that is treatable and non life threatening to something like cancer. Fucking asscunts.
 

Creasy Bear

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That would contradict your symptoms thus curing you.
Massive amounts of support and awareness(read: attention) are required to cure pitymeosis. It could be years before I'm healthy... perhaps I'll never be rid of the affliction.
 

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Massive amounts of support and awareness(read: attention) are required to cure pitymeosis. It could be years before I'm healthy... perhaps I'll never be rid of the affliction.

I think if we Google & Twitter bombed this, but the end of the year Pitymeosis would be a recognized condition by the AMA and the US gov't would require insurance companies to cover the cost of treatment
 

Creasy Bear

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I think if we Google & Twitter bombed this, but the end of the year Pitymeosis would be a recognized condition by the AMA and the US gov't would require insurance companies to cover the cost of treatment
I live in hope for a cure. I'm so sick of not being sick. I just want to be well.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i am stealing that and putting it as my status as a giant FUCK YOU to my x wife and her cunty whiney friends
 

Lord Zero

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I suffer from depression and anxiety, and when these cunts use it for an attention seeking status updates I want to go on a murder spree. How dare they compare something that is treatable and non life threatening to something like cancer. Fucking asscunts.
I suffer from depression too (most of the people on this board probably do) and it makes me sick to see or hear people say shit like this.
 

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You have to be some sort of a retard to want to openly flaunt that you're a mental defective.

It's like a paradox or something.
 

fletcher

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You have to be some sort of a retard to want to openly flaunt that you're a mental defective.

It's like a paradox or something.
Its really fucked up to talk about THP like that. Cant you see he is suffering?