The 2008 Wackbag Primary

Who would you vote for President in 2008?

  • Fred Thompson

    Votes: 5 2.2%
  • Mitt Romney

    Votes: 12 5.3%
  • Ron Paul

    Votes: 50 21.9%
  • John McCain

    Votes: 24 10.5%
  • Mike Huckabee

    Votes: 5 2.2%
  • Rudy Giuliani

    Votes: 27 11.8%
  • Bill Richardson

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • Barack Obama

    Votes: 30 13.2%
  • Dennis Kucinich

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • Jon Edwards

    Votes: 12 5.3%
  • Hillary Clinton

    Votes: 6 2.6%
  • Jimmy Tide

    Votes: 51 22.4%

  • Total voters
    228

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
Apr 27, 2005
40,304
7,454
438
The Inland Empire State
#1
Hey Opie, it's another poll!!!

I'm sure the candidates are jealously waiting for that all-important Wackbag endorsement.

I would have put Duncan Hunter on the ballot, but I hear he's running for third mic somewhere. :rolleyes:

Candidates are listed in reverse alphabetical order by party, Republicans first.
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
Donator
Aug 16, 2006
40,472
11,877
568
The Oh-See, Fuck-Asses
#2
Sir, the official Wackbag Endorsement has already been given.

Jimmy Tide 2008!
With Running Mate Don Bottomall!!
 
Jun 30, 2005
10,800
2,011
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outsiddah Boston
#3
even though i am a redsox fan can you believe I like rudy? Wow...anywho Duncan Hunter is a fucking nutjob...He wants to build a 2x fence along the entire border, make ALL abortion illegal and grant full constitutional rights to the jelly gob at the moment of conception...He is a bit extreme...Check out his website http://www.gohunter08.com/

penn and teller bullshit did an episode on 'the border fence' and the longest it too 2 guys to get past it was 62 seconds, the shortest was 15...is it worth 1Billion dollars to add 1 min to someones illegal entry?
 

Redding

Why can't us?
Mar 20, 2005
22,552
0
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Bristol, PA
#4
I have never seen these guys on Wackbag before...whats there post counts?
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
46,670
6,859
693
F.U.B.A.R
#7
Ron Paul is the only one who will do what says. The rest just give everyone lip service and blow hot air.
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
Nov 17, 2006
9,749
1
333
right where I wanna be
#9
even though i am a redsox fan can you believe I like rudy? Wow...anywho Duncan Hunter is a fucking nutjob...He wants to build a 2x fence along the entire border, make ALL abortion illegal and grant full constitutional rights to the jelly gob at the moment of conception...He is a bit extreme...Check out his website http://www.gohunter08.com/

penn and teller bullshit did an episode on 'the border fence' and the longest it too 2 guys to get past it was 62 seconds, the shortest was 15...is it worth 1Billion dollars to add 1 min to someones illegal entry?
This would've been more fun to do on "Super Tuesday" - February 5. That's when most states are having their primaries. But, it's being done now, so I voted now :)

I like the idea of a border fence. Since they erected the fence in San Diego, apprehensions of illegal immigrants have dropped drastically. You can say it's because they found other ways to get in, with with I agree, but even the Border Patrol attribute the drop to the fence. This is just one of many articles supporting it. I'm sure there are just as many out there pointing out the negative impact of the fence, but as of right now, I don't see that we have any other choice but to but up a barrier on the border. Next thing we need to do is get rid of sanctuary cities and states. I can't buy into the liberal kool-aid where illegals are concerned.
 

UnOriginal

Companion Cube Lover
Feb 16, 2005
2,669
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#10
I only vote for Glenn Dandy 'round these parts. Sorry.
 
Dec 25, 2005
10,005
172
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NJ
#12
I like Rudy or Obama.. more Rudy, but I don't think either have the federal experience in a national or global forum.

So I have no idea who I'd vote for. Perhaps John Edwards.
 

TEXAS TRUCKER

Yay! Sigs are back!
Jan 27, 2005
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#14
The quiz had me leaning towards Hunter with a score of 39. I question the legitamacy of the quiz. Bill Richardson came in 2nd with 34. Rudy was on the bottom of the list somewhere. I ignore all references to Mr Obama and his lack of support for our first ammendmant rights. (Remember the Imus thing?)
 

ginaf20697

Registered User
Jul 26, 2005
5,962
329
588
NH
#15
penn and teller bullshit did an episode on 'the border fence' and the longest it too 2 guys to get past it was 62 seconds, the shortest was 15...is it worth 1Billion dollars to add 1 min to someones illegal entry?
I'm picturing something more along the lines of Stalag 17. Gun towers and rabid German Shepherds are the way to go.
 
Jun 30, 2005
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outsiddah Boston
#16
the only way the fence 'works' as in the San Diego area is if it is not the sole barrier, but also actively patroled by La Migra...and also has pressure plates, motion detectors, etc...If they build a wall and ad no more patrolling than they already have it wont make any difference as the illegals will find the unpatrolled areas...

My cousin did 3 years working the border in texas and said it was like trying to drain the ocean w/ a bucket...Never ending tide and not enough agents...
 

norton23

Opie And Anthony Always Win In The End
Dec 1, 2002
8,998
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TITLE TOWN BABY!!!
#19
B.O. only because he seems like a cool mother "f"-er and he would be an entertaining president:icon_cool

For the vote where I would use my brain I would have to go with,,,,,,,John Edwards
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
5,755
468
628
Dover, Delaware
#20
i refuse to vote on wackbag polls unless either "toast" or "bagel lord is a cunt" are options
 

cigarsandscotch

Smoke and drink up.
Jan 13, 2005
4,795
3
453
Middletown NJ
#21
Is there a candidate that is willing to ban those new twisty fucking things that anchor ever new toy to its packaging in 10 different places. As an American I feel I shouldn't need a set of bolt cutters to take my kids toys out of their boxes on Christmas. WTF? Where are the politicians? WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
 

Arc Lite

As big as your Imagination...
Apr 25, 2005
3,218
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SW Missouri
#22
That website told me I had to vote Duncan Hunter. He's my man.
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
Donator
Aug 16, 2006
40,472
11,877
568
The Oh-See, Fuck-Asses
#23
Is there a candidate that is willing to ban those new twisty fucking things that anchor ever new toy to its packaging in 10 different places. As an American I feel I shouldn't need a set of bolt cutters to take my kids toys out of their boxes on Christmas. WTF? Where are the politicians? WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
Mostly, issues like yours have been ignored by the mainstream politicians.
Clinton.
Obama.
Paul.
Huckabee.
They've all forgotten you, left you behind.

Jimmy Tide said:
I swear to you, in addition to whiter whites and more brilliant colors, I will also ban those damn little plastic twisty things in toys!
Jimmy Tide.
He's your man.

Jimmy Tide for President 2008!
Don Bottomall Vice President 2008!