The 2013 NFL Off Season Thread

BIV

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Seemed silly to me to keep using the playoff thread, so here you go.

T-minus 77 days till the draft.

Draft order:
1 Kansas City Chiefs 2–14 .516
2 Jacksonville Jaguars 2–14 .539
3 Oakland Raiders 4–12 .469
4 Philadelphia Eagles 4–12 .508
5 Detroit Lions 4–12 .566
6 Cleveland Browns 5–11 .508
7 Arizona Cardinals 5–11 .559
8 Buffalo Bills 6–10 .480
9 New York Jets[tie 1] 6–10 .512
10 Tennessee Titans[tie 1] 6–10 .512
11 San Diego Chargers 7–9 .457
12 Miami Dolphins 7–9 .500
13 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7–9 .502
14 Carolina Panthers 7–9 .516
15 New Orleans Saints 7–9 .521
16 St. Louis Rams 7–8–1 .539
17 Pittsburgh Steelers 8–8 .465
18 Dallas Cowboys 8–8 .523
19 New York Giants 9–7 .521
20 Chicago Bears[not tied 1] 10–6 .512
21 Cincinnati Bengals 10–6 .438 WC
22 Washington Redskins (traded to St. Louis) 10–6 .494 WC
23 Minnesota Vikings 10–6 .520 WC
24 Indianapolis Colts[not tied 2] 11–5 .441 WC
25 Seattle Seahawks 11–5 .504 Div
26 Green Bay Packers 11–5 .508 Div
27 Houston Texans 12–4 .496 Div
28 Denver Broncos 13–3 .457 Div
29 New England Patriots 12–4 .496 Con
30 Atlanta Falcons 13–3 .422 Con
31 San Francisco 49ers 11–4–1 .504 Lost SB
32 Baltimore Ravens 10–6 .496 Won SB


You may now commence speculation.
 

Pigdango

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I predict the Bills will draft someone at #8 that the other 31 teams had graded as a late 2nd rounder.
 

Mobile Biv

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The Seahawks have ten picks. Look for them to trade up and grab a pass rusher

Matt Flynn will be traded by the end of the month.
 

luckie1710

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The Seahawks have ten picks. Look for them to trade up and grab a pass rusher

Matt Flynn will be traded by the end of the month.
Wanna bet on that one? Flynn will still be a seahawk on fen 28th
 

Don the Radio Guy

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I wouldn't be surprised if the Ravens trade their first round pick for lower picks.
 

Absolutely

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I'm happy that the Rams were able to get Titus Young, who is self-proclaimed better than Megatron.
So, I'm looking forward to 100 receptions, 1,400 Yards and 14 TDs next season. Yes!

I also want to pick up A.Bradshaw and Vick, maybe D.Hall too
 

Absolutely

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I love how people are actually taking this Flacco sideline comment seriously. Where he tells Pitta to go out and tackle Ginn if he starts to break the return for a TD.
Of course Skip Bayless basically wanted him arrested for saying such a thing, saying that he thinks Joe was 100% serious, and would've gone out and tackled him.

I hate ESPN
 

Don the Radio Guy

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I love how people are actually taking this Flacco sideline comment seriously. Where he tells Pitta to go out and tackle Ginn if he starts to break the return for a TD.
Of course Skip Bayless basically wanted him arrested for saying such a thing, saying that he thinks Joe was 100% serious, and would've gone out and tackled him.

I hate ESPN
Fucking retards.
 

BIV

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Wanna bet on that one? Flynn will still be a seahawk on fen 28th
Okay, maybe not the end of the month, but he will be traded. He was brought in to be a starter and will not be happy in the 2nd spot. Better to get something for him now instead of building the animosity just to lose him at the end of next season anyway. Too many teams need QB's right now for him to not be traded.
 

luckie1710

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Okay, maybe not the end of the month, but he will be traded. He was brought in to be a starter and will not be happy in the 2nd spot. Better to get something for him now instead of building the animosity just to lose him at the end of next season anyway. Too many teams need QB's right now for him to not be traded.
My comment was kind of sarcastic. Sorry. No NFL trades can happen in Feb. So thats why I said he wont be traded in Feb. I do think he will be dealt. It should be interesting. Which QB will be traded first Alex Smith or Flynn?
 

Stormrider666

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I love how people are actually taking this Flacco sideline comment seriously. Where he tells Pitta to go out and tackle Ginn if he starts to break the return for a TD.
Of course Skip Bayless basically wanted him arrested for saying such a thing, saying that he thinks Joe was 100% serious, and would've gone out and tackled him.

I hate ESPN
But you know if Tebow, Brady, or Favre (when he was playing) would have said it, Skip Bayless would have said they were either showing guts, great leadership, or just having a little fun.
 

jnoble

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I'm happy that the Rams were able to get Titus Young, who is self-proclaimed better than Megatron.
So, I'm looking forward to 100 receptions, 1,400 Yards and 14 TDs next season. Yes!

I also want to pick up A.Bradshaw and Vick, maybe D.Hall too
He lasted less than a week on the Rams. Apparently he's a total dickhead and Jeff Fisher didn't want to deal with any of his nonsense
 

luckie1710

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Looks like Alex Smith will be going to the Chiefs. So no Geno Smith for them. Which is probably a good thing.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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Looks like Alex Smith will be going to the Chiefs. So no Geno Smith for them. Which is probably a good thing.
Alex Smith is probably a minor improvement over Cassel. Hopefully, they still make getting a franchise QB top priority.
 

luckie1710

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Alex Smith is probably a minor improvement over Cassel. Hopefully, they still make getting a franchise QB top priority.

Smith isnt a huge improvement. But they have other more pressing needs. Hopefully they take Luke with the first pick. So they have a good offensive lineman. Instead of reaching for Geno Smith. A bunch of QB's should be available in he second and third round. They would be better off going that route.
 

phillyfranko

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Please.Alex smith had a 103 QB rating before getting hurt and replaced by Kapernick. Was hoping Eagles would get him. Dude can play QB...KC will be much improved and may win more games than the Eagles this season.
 

mr. sin

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Tom Brady signs 3-year extension, keeping him with team until age 40