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The Best of Patrice Oneal

Discussion in 'Comedians, Guests and Friends of the Show' started by LiddyRules, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules Workers Of The HitWorld Unite
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    Hope the mods won't mind but this thread is to post your favorite Patrice Oneal stuff. From the show, stand-up, etc.

    I'll start.



    I watched this movie last week because of this segment.

     
  2. Pigdango

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    This sucked me in right away because of his description of "I'm gettin' ready to DIE, tired", as I was driving to and from Albany every week at the time. I didn't nap at Rest Stops for a long time after I heard this segment:



    This is not only my favorite Patrice moment, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show:



     
  3. Hoffman

    Hoffman Guess who's back? Hoffman's back

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    [video=youtube;RtjQr6i-mN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtjQr6i-mN8[/video]
     
  4. Yesterdays Hero

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    Raining stuff was fucking Hilarious. 'Watch out! Shit is flying around! The fuck was that?' So funny. Short version...



    My personal favorite.

     
  5. Token White Guy

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    Don't do this. He's not dead, damn it. :(
     
  6. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
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    Do what? When's the last time we had a "Hey this is one funny motherfucker. Let's toss up some shit where his comedic genius shines."

    Not like we can have one for Vos...
     
  7. Token White Guy

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    Yeah but you normally do this stuff when the person has passed away.
     
  8. Pearce

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    Maybe not legally...but it doesn't seem to be looking too good.
     
  9. DICERADIO

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    a video i made years ago




    hope patrice gets better

    he if cant talk it

    would be a sin ...
     
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  11. fletcher

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    He could still be funny. Starts around 6m.

    [video=youtube;DRRCLw4J3Qw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRCLw4J3Qw[/video]

    Please dont ban me for this, no disrespect intended.
     
  12. Taint Stench

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    Independence day is one of my favorites.
     
  13. Yesterdays Hero

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    When ever, as long as it's been on the net, has wackbag been normal?
     
  14. phizfrail

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    dont feel like looking for it , but the first day of jocktober last year was classic .. it was also the boys first day back after re signing the contract.. classic patrice
     
  15. stellarcomics

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    That was the one where he pointed out that Opie says "Fu-chit-tive".
     
  16. The Godfather

    The Godfather Spark it up for The Godfather and say!!!!!

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    The Patrice/Danny fight is pretty funny
     
  17. dpropel

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  18. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    [video=youtube;r6PCXF2NfMg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg[/video]
     
  19. Party Rooster

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    Here's a video I threw together in about 30 seconds.

    [video=youtube;-9uZo236FRA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uZo236FRA[/video]

    (HINT) Hit the "QUOTE" button and see how to embed Youtube vids :action-sm
     
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    havent read a single post in this thread and dont care if this is a repost because this is the best thing Patrice has ever done, ever

    [video=youtube;eJRUkuCQWK0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJRUkuCQWK0[/video]
     
  21. Psychopath

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    One of my favorites is that damned animation of Patrice and Ant talking about Wesley Snipe
     
  22. BIV

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    Posted it in the other thread, but here is it again.

     
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    Cheetah Heels
     
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    Great story from Patrice. He still needs to pen a book. I have grown to love that guy.
     
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    [video=youtube;wJ5_hCYtFko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5_hCYtFko[/video]

    [video=youtube;aXo1yJC0FrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXo1yJC0FrM[/video]
     

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