The Best of Patrice Oneal

LiddyRules

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Hope the mods won't mind but this thread is to post your favorite Patrice Oneal stuff. From the show, stand-up, etc.

I'll start.

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I watched this movie last week because of this segment.

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Pigdango

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This sucked me in right away because of his description of "I'm gettin' ready to DIE, tired", as I was driving to and from Albany every week at the time. I didn't nap at Rest Stops for a long time after I heard this segment:

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This is not only my favorite Patrice moment, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show:

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Hoffman

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[video=youtube;RtjQr6i-mN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtjQr6i-mN8[/video]
 

Yesterdays Hero

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Raining stuff was fucking Hilarious. 'Watch out! Shit is flying around! The fuck was that?' So funny. Short version...

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My personal favorite.

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Yesterdays Hero

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Do what? When's the last time we had a "Hey this is one funny motherfucker. Let's toss up some shit where his comedic genius shines."

Not like we can have one for Vos...
 

fletcher

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hope patrice gets better

he if cant talk it

would be a sin ...
He could still be funny. Starts around 6m.

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Please dont ban me for this, no disrespect intended.
 

phizfrail

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dont feel like looking for it , but the first day of jocktober last year was classic .. it was also the boys first day back after re signing the contract.. classic patrice
 

stellarcomics

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dont feel like looking for it , but the first day of jocktober last year was classic .. it was also the boys first day back after re signing the contract.. classic patrice
That was the one where he pointed out that Opie says "Fu-chit-tive".
 

The Godfather

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The Patrice/Danny fight is pretty funny
 

Hog's Big Ben

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[video=youtube;r6PCXF2NfMg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg[/video]
 

Party Rooster

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Frankie_b

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havent read a single post in this thread and dont care if this is a repost because this is the best thing Patrice has ever done, ever

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Psychopath

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One of my favorites is that damned animation of Patrice and Ant talking about Wesley Snipe
 

BIV

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One of my favorites is that damned animation of Patrice and Ant talking about Wesley Snipe
Posted it in the other thread, but here is it again.

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Piffft

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Great story from Patrice. He still needs to pen a book. I have grown to love that guy.
 

Sunsetspawn

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