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Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by BIV, Jul 27, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I and some coworkers worked this out while waiting for time to go home.

    This is white trash goodness at it's finest.

    Get a box of that Jiffy cornbread mix (or whatever you like). Mix it as usual. Add 3/4 (or more) of a jalapeno pepper, finely diced. Make sure you get rid of the seeds and that white crap on the inside. Also add a clove of garlic, smushed to paste. (optional, add two tablespoons of powdered sugar) Mix well, put in fridge while you wait.

    Preheat oven to 400 degrees (or what your cornbread mix asks for).

    Get a small cake pan. The type you might make brownies in. What, seven inches on a side?
    Anyway, get a can of chili. Now, I'm a big fan of Nally's. Any chili will work, including home made.

    Spread the chili across the bottom of the pan.

    Now, shredded cheese. I used pre-shredded Sargento 4 Cheese Mexican, part of their Off the Block brand. Use what you like. We need a layer of this over the chili.

    Now, the cornbread mix. Add a bit more milk too loosen the mix. Spread the mix evenly, so the mix completely covers the chili and cheese.

    Bake it as if you were following the cornbread directions.

    Eat, enjoy and fart. Soooooooo fucking good.
     
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  2. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    # That "White crap" is the membrane, it contains all the subtle flavours of fruit/vegetation in a chili, you don't get rid of that. You can get rid of the seeds if you are afraid of the heat, that is where most of it is concentrated.

    #2 Congrats, you just "Invented" chili pie. What next. gun powder? The wheel?
     
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  3. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Membrane. That's the word I was looking for. If you want jalapeno flavor without too much heat, you get rid of the seeds and membrane.

    I've never heard of this "chili pie.":(
     
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  4. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    BIV thinks jalepenos have too much heat. What a homo. At least step up to serranos!

    Is this over poster material?

    :action-sm

    Sounds good, actually.
     
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  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    No, No, No. Heat has it's place. I just wasn't going for that.
     
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    MTJonny All my posts come with a free smile
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    Sure you like the heat, you're just scared some of it might fall into your vagina, right?
     
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  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    My vagina is very sensi...I MEAN NO, DAMN IT!!!!
     
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  8. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Bhut Jolokia, meet BIV. Biv, scamper with your bitch tail between your legs from the Bhut Jolokia.

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    I got four of these fuckers growing in my backyard. Going to make one batch into a fresh hot sauce, ferment-age one for a year and one for three years and make them into pepper sauce and dry one and grind it into chili powder.


    Food is not properly seasoned unless it is painful to eat.
     
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  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Serious answer: If you want heat, add it to the chili, not the cornbread.
     
  10. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Why not both. What's with the either/or shit?
     
  11. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The heat overpowers the awesome taste of the cornbread. Cornbread should be sweet.
     
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    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I think your sweet. Get over here and sit on my lap so I can kiss your neck.
     
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  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Ummm...okay, creepy.
     
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    Call me Dr. Creepy.
     
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    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Suuuure
     
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