The Christmas present you never got

Aug 11, 2005
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I wanted a go-cart .

Not much to ask but I had shitty selfish parents.
 

Devo37

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Sep 11, 2010
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#5
wanted the 5 lion Voltron, got some crappy knock-off :(
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Sep 15, 2004
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#7
A machine gun. It would be worth a small fortune today. :icon_cry:
 

JoeyDVDZ

That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!
Aug 20, 2004
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Always wanted a cool B.B. gun. (No, not Christmas Story, fuckers...)

aaaaaand..... let the Ralphie pics commence!
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
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well i asked for a divorce last year and i was hoping that it was going to come through for christmas but i got it for valentines day instead
 

distortion9

Satellite Of Hate
Dec 12, 2001
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Skyway Tuff II mags for a BMX bike I was building. We were poor that year and Mom gave me an "I.O.U." for Christmas (seriously).....never did get those mags.

Side note; Bike took me forever to build...S.E. Racing Quadangle. Wound up buying myself ACS "Z-Rims". An "urban youth" wound up stealing it from the Modell's bike rack soon after completion.

....cocksucker.
 

CousinDave

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Dec 11, 2007
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#15
wanted the 5 lion Voltron, got some crappy knock-off :(

Same thing happened to me, I ended up with Voltes V





Today they sell for a couple of hundred to over a thousand unopened
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
Jun 8, 2005
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#16
wanted the 5 lion Voltron, got some crappy knock-off :(
HAHA! I got that and never opened another present after.
Hahah same. That was my favorite present as a kid.

I never got a pony. But even as a kid I knew I wasn't getting a fucking horse. A compound bow. Never got that and the year I was supposed to get it there was a big note inside my christmas card about how my uncle had taken care of it and had ordered it for me because he was the resident bow hunter in the family. Never got it. I just finally got my first one a couple weeks ago from a teammate on my hockey team who doesn't hunt anymore.
 

Party Rooster

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Apr 27, 2005
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#17
Always wanted a cool B.B. gun.
Same here. Ended up getting one on my own when I was about 14 or 15 after saving up from mowing lawns during the summer. It was a nice CO2 powered handgun. Got it taken away after fighting with my brother and making him "dance" with it by shooting at his feet. Never got it back.
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
Dec 4, 2005
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#18
when I was 9 I wanted a Knight Rider big wheel to replace my worn out basic red and yellow one. I ended up just getting the same basic red and yellow one again only new.
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
Aug 30, 2005
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#19
when I was 9 I wanted a Knight Rider big wheel to replace my worn out basic red and yellow one. I ended up just getting the same basic red and yellow one again only new.
you had a big wheel when you were 9? did you also get a new retard helmet to go with it?
 

AmberLee

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I wanted an easy bake oven but my mom said that if I wanted to cook I should use the real oven not some piece of shit oven that cooks a single brownie over a lightbulb. I think she did the right thing.
 

maz

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Feb 16, 2005
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#21
I wanted G.I. Joes

The Old Man said they were dollls

So I never got G.I. Joes
But a couple other kids on the street had them

Lookin' back

I think my Dad was right
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
Dec 4, 2005
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you had a big wheel when you were 9? did you also get a new retard helmet to go with it?
I may have been a little younger then, maybe 7 or 8? I do remember that my big wheel days were coming to an end at that point though.
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
Dec 4, 2005
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#23
I wanted G.I. Joes

The Old Man said they were dollls

So I never got G.I. Joes
But a couple other kids on the street had them

Lookin' back

I think my Dad was right
Ant, is this you?
 
Dec 4, 2010
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I may have been a little younger then, maybe 7 or 8? I do remember that my big wheel days were coming to an end at that point though.
I had the fire truck with the water cannon but I always wanted the Jeep... sometimes I would cruise my girls Barbie Corvette but only when I needed to run short errands... parking a fire truck at the corner store is a bitch and to be totally honest with you guys I wasn't even a real fireman.