The Christmas present you never got

#1
I wanted a go-cart .

Not much to ask but I had shitty selfish parents.
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
#4
I was hoping some drunk Texan I know on the internet would drive his truck into an abutment last Christmas.















:action-sm
 

Devo37

Registered User
#5
wanted the 5 lion Voltron, got some crappy knock-off :(
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
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#6
Oscar Myer Weenie whistle
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#7
A machine gun. It would be worth a small fortune today. :icon_cry:
 

JoeyDVDZ

Well-Known Member
Donator
#8
Always wanted a cool B.B. gun. (No, not Christmas Story, fuckers...)

aaaaaand..... let the Ralphie pics commence!
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#10
well i asked for a divorce last year and i was hoping that it was going to come through for christmas but i got it for valentines day instead
 

distortion9

Satellite Of Hate
#14
Skyway Tuff II mags for a BMX bike I was building. We were poor that year and Mom gave me an "I.O.U." for Christmas (seriously).....never did get those mags.

Side note; Bike took me forever to build...S.E. Racing Quadangle. Wound up buying myself ACS "Z-Rims". An "urban youth" wound up stealing it from the Modell's bike rack soon after completion.

....cocksucker.
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
#16
wanted the 5 lion Voltron, got some crappy knock-off :(
HAHA! I got that and never opened another present after.
Hahah same. That was my favorite present as a kid.

I never got a pony. But even as a kid I knew I wasn't getting a fucking horse. A compound bow. Never got that and the year I was supposed to get it there was a big note inside my christmas card about how my uncle had taken care of it and had ordered it for me because he was the resident bow hunter in the family. Never got it. I just finally got my first one a couple weeks ago from a teammate on my hockey team who doesn't hunt anymore.
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
#17
Always wanted a cool B.B. gun.
Same here. Ended up getting one on my own when I was about 14 or 15 after saving up from mowing lawns during the summer. It was a nice CO2 powered handgun. Got it taken away after fighting with my brother and making him "dance" with it by shooting at his feet. Never got it back.
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#18
when I was 9 I wanted a Knight Rider big wheel to replace my worn out basic red and yellow one. I ended up just getting the same basic red and yellow one again only new.
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#19
when I was 9 I wanted a Knight Rider big wheel to replace my worn out basic red and yellow one. I ended up just getting the same basic red and yellow one again only new.
you had a big wheel when you were 9? did you also get a new retard helmet to go with it?
 

AmberLee

High Five Champion
#20
I wanted an easy bake oven but my mom said that if I wanted to cook I should use the real oven not some piece of shit oven that cooks a single brownie over a lightbulb. I think she did the right thing.
 

maz

TRueWDTer
#21
I wanted G.I. Joes

The Old Man said they were dollls

So I never got G.I. Joes
But a couple other kids on the street had them

Lookin' back

I think my Dad was right
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#22
you had a big wheel when you were 9? did you also get a new retard helmet to go with it?
I may have been a little younger then, maybe 7 or 8? I do remember that my big wheel days were coming to an end at that point though.
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#23
I wanted G.I. Joes

The Old Man said they were dollls

So I never got G.I. Joes
But a couple other kids on the street had them

Lookin' back

I think my Dad was right
Ant, is this you?
 
#24
I may have been a little younger then, maybe 7 or 8? I do remember that my big wheel days were coming to an end at that point though.
I had the fire truck with the water cannon but I always wanted the Jeep... sometimes I would cruise my girls Barbie Corvette but only when I needed to run short errands... parking a fire truck at the corner store is a bitch and to be totally honest with you guys I wasn't even a real fireman.
 
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