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The Christmas present you never got

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  1. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    I wanted a go-cart .

    Not much to ask but I had shitty selfish parents.
     
  2. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    your mom's box
     
  3. BeerBelly

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    hey ! that's not on the list fucker!
     
  4. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I was hoping some drunk Texan I know on the internet would drive his truck into an abutment last Christmas.















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  5. Devo37

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    wanted the 5 lion Voltron, got some crappy knock-off :(
     
  6. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Oscar Myer Weenie whistle
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    A machine gun. It would be worth a small fortune today. :icon_cry:
     
  8. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Always wanted a cool B.B. gun. (No, not Christmas Story, fuckers...)

    aaaaaand..... let the Ralphie pics commence!
     
  9. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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  10. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    well i asked for a divorce last year and i was hoping that it was going to come through for christmas but i got it for valentines day instead
     
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    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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  12. doomvulture

    doomvulture Lord of Jailbait

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    HAHA! I got that and never opened another present after.
     
  13. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    distortion9 Satellite Of Hate

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    Skyway Tuff II mags for a BMX bike I was building. We were poor that year and Mom gave me an "I.O.U." for Christmas (seriously).....never did get those mags.

    Side note; Bike took me forever to build...S.E. Racing Quadangle. Wound up buying myself ACS "Z-Rims". An "urban youth" wound up stealing it from the Modell's bike rack soon after completion.

    ....cocksucker.
     
  15. CousinDave

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    Same thing happened to me, I ended up with Voltes V

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    Today they sell for a couple of hundred to over a thousand unopened
     
  16. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Hahah same. That was my favorite present as a kid.

    I never got a pony. But even as a kid I knew I wasn't getting a fucking horse. A compound bow. Never got that and the year I was supposed to get it there was a big note inside my christmas card about how my uncle had taken care of it and had ordered it for me because he was the resident bow hunter in the family. Never got it. I just finally got my first one a couple weeks ago from a teammate on my hockey team who doesn't hunt anymore.
     
  17. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Same here. Ended up getting one on my own when I was about 14 or 15 after saving up from mowing lawns during the summer. It was a nice CO2 powered handgun. Got it taken away after fighting with my brother and making him "dance" with it by shooting at his feet. Never got it back.
     
  18. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    when I was 9 I wanted a Knight Rider big wheel to replace my worn out basic red and yellow one. I ended up just getting the same basic red and yellow one again only new.
     
  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    you had a big wheel when you were 9? did you also get a new retard helmet to go with it?
     
  20. AmberLee

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    I wanted an easy bake oven but my mom said that if I wanted to cook I should use the real oven not some piece of shit oven that cooks a single brownie over a lightbulb. I think she did the right thing.
     
  21. maz

    maz TRueWDTer

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    I wanted G.I. Joes

    The Old Man said they were dollls

    So I never got G.I. Joes
    But a couple other kids on the street had them

    Lookin' back

    I think my Dad was right
     
  22. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    I may have been a little younger then, maybe 7 or 8? I do remember that my big wheel days were coming to an end at that point though.
     
  23. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    Ant, is this you?
     
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    I had the fire truck with the water cannon but I always wanted the Jeep... sometimes I would cruise my girls Barbie Corvette but only when I needed to run short errands... parking a fire truck at the corner store is a bitch and to be totally honest with you guys I wasn't even a real fireman.
     
  25. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    The Green Machine pwns your wimpy Big Wheel

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