The Drunkest Cities

greensnacks

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The Drunkest Cities

Did your city make the list?

Most Dangerously Drunk
100 Denver, CO
99 Anchorage, AK
98 Colorado Springs, CO
97 Omaha, NE
96 Fargo, ND
95 San Antonio, TX
94 Austin, TX
93 Fresno, CA
92 Lubbock, TX
91 Milwaukee, WI
 

abudabit

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Woot! 7th on the list! Fuck you San Atone, your days are numbered.

Interesting that Miami is so undrunk.

10 Jersey City, NJ B+
9 Richmond, VA B+
8 New York, NY B+
7 Little Rock, AK A-
6 Salt lake City, UT A-
5 Yonkers, NY A-
4 Jackson, MS A
3 Buffalo, NY A
2 Miami, FL A
1 Durham, NC A+
 

Kris_LTRMa

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I've been to Tulsa and can't believe it's only a C on the drunkeness scale

Most Dangerously Drunk
100 Denver, CO F
99 Anchorage, AK F
98 Colorado Springs, CO F
97 Omaha, NE F
96 Fargo, ND F
95 San Antonio, TX F
94 Austin, TX F
93 Fresno, CA F
92 Lubbock, TX F
91 Milwaukee, WI F

90 El Paso, TX F
89 Spokane, WA F
88 Washington, DC F
87 Columbia, SC F
86 St. Louis, MO D-
85 Bakersfield, CA D-
84 San Diego, CA D
83 Cheyenne, WY D
82 Aurora, CO D
81 Houston, TX D
80 Portland, OR D
79 Seattle, WA D
78 Boise, ID D
77 Tucson, AZ D+
76 Dallas, TX D+
75 Jacksonville, FL D+
74 Toledo, OH D+
73 Madison, WI D+
72 Oakland, CA D+
71 Modesto, CA D+
70 Billings, MT D+
69 Fremont, CA D+
68 Oklahoma City, OK D+
67 San Francisco, CA D+
66 Sacramento, CA D+
65 Los Angeles, CA D+
64 Phoenix, AZ D+
63 Albuquerque, NM D+
62 Chicago, IL D+
61 Providence, RI D+
60 Fort Wayne, IN C-
59 Manchester, NH C-
58 Charleston, WV C-
57 Burlington, VT C-
56 Lincoln, NE C-
55 Corpus Christi, TX C-
54 Des Moines, IA C-
53 Indianapolis, IN C-
52 Pittsburgh, PA C-
51 Honolulu, HI C-
50 St. Paul, MN C
49 Tampa, FL C
48 Greensboro, NC C
47 Las Vegas, NV C
46 Baltimore, MD C
45 Riverside, CA C
44 Norfolk, VA C
43 Detroit, MI C+
42 Arlington, TX C+
41 Grand Rapids, MI C+
40 San Jose, CA C+
39 St. Petersburg, FL C+
38 Nashville, TN C+
37 Charlotte, NC C+
36 Wilmington, DE C+
35 Orlando, FL C+
34 Minneapolis, MN C+
33 Kansas City, MO C+
32 Fort Worth, TX C+
31 Tulsa, OK C+
30 Anaheim, CA B-
29 Wichita, KS B-
28 Lexington, KY B-
27 Philadelphia, PA B-
26 Montgomery, AL B-
25 Rochester, NY B-
24 Raleigh, NC B
23 Cincinnati, OH B
22 Louisville, KY B
21 Bangor, ME B
20 Memphis, TN B
19 Boston, MA B
18 Hartford, CT B+
17 Sioux Falls, SD B+
16 Birmingham, AL B+
15 Baton Rouge, LA B+
14 Columbus, OH B+
13 Cleveland, OH B+
12 Atlanta, GA B+
11 Newark, NJ B+

Least Dangerously Drunk
10 Jersey City, NJ B+
9 Richmond, VA B+
8 New York, NY B+
7 Little Rock, AK A-
6 Salt lake City, UT A-
5 Yonkers, NY A-
4 Jackson, MS A
3 Buffalo, NY A
2 Miami, FL A
1 Durham, NC A+
 

Beeman99

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I laff, you're drunkest city is nothing compared to what we have going up here
 

ImAlrightSpider

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I don't see any Massachusetts cities at all. Surprises me a little.
 

martianvirus

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Nov 20, 2005
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My town didn't make the list but Sioux Falls got 17th. They are on the other side of the state.
 

burky79

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14 - Columbus, Ohio.

helping with that stat.

being that its 0429 and im drunk & vicodine(d)

:)
 

Hudson

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Wait Butte Mt was not on there???
Butte has more drunks that I have ever seen since College!
I call bullshit!
 

krisko

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41 Grand Rapids, MI C+

i'm actually surprised we're even on the list at all, no one has heard of fucking grand rapids
 

Fr. Dougal

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Yonkers is fifth UNdrunkest?

That's bullshit. There's so many bars around here, it should be fifth drunkest.

There's no way this list is accurate.
 

BigWilly

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I currently live in #100-Denver, and have lived in both #92-Lubbock, TX and #81-Houston, TX. Man, do I feel proud today. I'm going to get drunk tonight to celebrate. Mmmmm beeeer
 

ChrisH

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Yonkers is fifth UNdrunkest?

That's bullshit. There's so many bars around here, it should be fifth drunkest.

There's no way this list is accurate.
Agreed. Grew up in Bronxville (next to Yonkers), lots o boozing.

Other reasons the list is BS? NYC was so low, and completely absent from the list? NEW ORLEANS, perhaps the least-dry city EVER!!! Holy fuck, that city is constantly drunk (*not* just in the Quarter), no open container laws, etc.

I call Shenanigans.