The Fleshlight

West Coast Ben

Slow down. Gather youself.
Jul 26, 2009
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#1
So, I've been listening to Rogan's podcast and I must admit that I am considering buying a Fleshlight.
Anyone ever tried one of these things?
I know it sounds silly but man I'm intrigued.

[nsfw]fleshlight.com/fleshlight-toys/stamina-training-unit[/nsfw]
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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Oct 22, 2004
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#2
Stamina training? Sure.
 

lajikal

Registered User
Aug 6, 2009
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#3
Just get a flashlight and fill it with jell-o. Save yourself some cash.
 

Stig

Wackbag's New Favorite Heel
Jul 26, 2005
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#4
I have a gay friend who has a fleshlight, and he raves about it. Oh, the conversations we have when we're drinking...
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#5
Just warm up a couple slices of your favorite cold cuts in the microwave and shove them between the couch cushions. I prefer Boar's head ham.
 

Stig

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#6
Just warm up a couple slices of your favorite cold cuts in the microwave and shove them between the couch cushions. I prefer Boar's head ham.
Is that what you call "Getting Some Head?"
 

lockjaaaaww

All out of Bubble Gum.
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#9
I have a hand, Why spend cash on something you can do for free is my motto.
 

Stig

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#10

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
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#13
As a Caroluxperitus I highly recommend one. Also, use a heating pad to warm it up. Same with the gun oil (water based lube.)

Your cock will thank you if you fuck it.

Jacking it is for monkey's.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
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#14
Love mine...

Jenna Haze's asshole is nice.

Make sure you search for a coupon code before you buy it to get extra off.


The new one looks neat too...
 
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Unless you are a gentleman, in that case you just pull out and blow your load on its handle.
Then you have to clean it afterwards? that's ridiculous.


Is it dish washer safe?
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#20
Then you have to clean it afterwards? that's ridiculous.


Is it dish washer safe?
What are you, some kind of prude? Wash it off in the sink, it isnt rocket science. You never had to clean up a batch before?
 

moviemogul

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Aug 23, 2007
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#21
I had 2. I had a Ice vagina one where I could see my cock in it, and I also had a Teagan Presley vagina.

The Teagan one had a better feeling material. Had some of the best orgasms in that thing. Easy to clean too.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
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#22
Then you have to clean it afterwards? that's ridiculous.


Is it dish washer safe?
Jesus dude, it is a rubber tube.

You just put it under the water for a few seconds.

The whole goes all the way through... It is as easy as cleaning the cum off your hand only it feels a lot better.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
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#23
I have the "stamina training unit" and 4 sleeves I got when they had a sale that I can swap out and in..

I also have Jenna Haze's asshole... for some reason the jenna haze one seems to feel more like skin.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
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#24
CODE: FOLLOWUS
DISCOUNT: Free Lube And 25% off
Coupon verified 15 days ago by Duke
Coupon provided by Fleshlight.com
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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#25
I got a wife. She cleans herself... I guess.