answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)
TO THA SPAMMAZ™:
word up motherfuckers. You dudes cracked me the FUCK up today. I watched like a giddy schoolgirl on horseback, juices flowing down in the tunaboat crevasse and nipple hard-ons poking holes in the training bra. You dudes were brilliant, like Osama bin-L. This site has never suffraged sucha tragedy. In the mod room, they're calling YOU our fucking 911.
YA DONE GOOD. I want to showcase what I consider the HIGHLIGHT of what you dudes did here today. Now understand that ALL of your shit got deleted. HOWEVER in respect, I shall LET IT LIVE AGAIN.
I am a moderator here. I am what they call "MEMBER NUMBER TWO" which of course is a reference to a penis followed by a reference to human feces. Don't read too much into that, bros, excepting that I'm sorta... dare I say sorta... on your side.
Keep in mind, whatever I post here will not only STAY in this forum... it will ALSO be a STICKY THREAD simply because of my legend within what YOU deem to be an aging and lame-ass internet community. Which gets me back to whatever today that you did cracked me the fuck up. SO ... without further ado:
posted: Today, at at 03:04 PM
an O & A Welcome everybody!!
I just wanted to welcome all you David Lee Roth fans out there to the year 2007. I heard many of you were trapped in 1980 for the last 27 years. And to borrow a line from a VH song "you might as well jump" off a building because if you spend your time discussing and irelevant, washed up, nothing like David Lee Roth you don't deserve the air the rest of us breathe.
SO fucking well written. SO fucking true.
I was worried that some of the assholes here that take this fucking shit too seriously missed the message. It certainly puts shit into perpectus in my rectus.
Enough humility and concession for the time being. You all being 100& and totally correctal, and THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING JACKBOOTING COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ASSLICKING RIMJOBBING LIVING IN THE 1980sING Diamond David Lee Roth Army absolutely acknowledging your total OWNAGE of us.... so...
[FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]I dont like that apology,,,too much "jive talk" :icon_mrgr Who do these tools think they are anyway? I was born in '78 and hated these guys back then, more of a Metallica fan back in those days, always thought VH were kinda' cheesy to say the least[/FONT]