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"The Heat" Starring The Fat Woman Who's In Everything.

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Absolutely, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    It's like the sequel to Bridesmaids!

    When will this fat woman have enough money to stop doing every movie, so I don't have to keep seeing her face?
    I think Bill Burr also plays "Guy from Boston"

     
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  2. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    She reminds me of Ben Stiller. Remember when every box office comedy and chick comedy just needed that dose of Ben Stiller hi-larity?
    Yuck. I hope this bombs but this probably goes north of 100 million and makes me long for an extinction level event.
     
  3. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    i guess all you need to do is get a movie critic to insult you and your career will soar.
     
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    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    What a piece of shit trailer.
     
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  5. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    I thought the looking for the balls gag was funny. But then it all went downhill into cliche land. Also, if you want to have a problem with someone's comedy skills in that trailer, it should be Sandra Bullock's. The fat girl did fine.
     
  6. Sunsetspawn

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    Was that Biff?
     
  7. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    Jesus' friend?
     
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    Papagolash 24.24.2.2194 [Incarcerated]
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    Can't recall 1 other movie that fat girls been in.
     
  10. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    I think she was the fat guy in Seven.
     
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  11. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Melissa McCarthy had a T.V. for about 69 episodes an in 2013/2014 is gonna be in everything. This The Heat movie is so bankable
    right now, both her and Bullock have signed on for The Heat 2 and announced it.

    I think it is fairly disturbing that there is a chance of a Heat franchise that I hate more than Lebron James' team.

    I think it has Bill Burr as either the fat one's brother or husband.
     
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  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    She was that sumo wrestler in Austin Powers, too.
     
  13. Absolutely

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    You might remember her being fat in such films as
    "Life As We Know It"
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    "Bridesmaids"
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    "Identity Theif"
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  14. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    And they give Vos shit about his turtle hands. Her fat has overgrown her fingers.
     
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  15. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Guess fat chicks need fat roll models, too.
     
  16. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Am I the only one who thought this was Miss Congeniality 3 when the trailer started?
     
  18. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    You might be the only one who even knows what Miss Congeniality 1 and 2 are.
     
  19. DiggerNick

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    I've only seen pictures of this fat chick. I've never seen a second of her on film. She doesn't look funny.

    Is she funny? How is she funny?

    I've seen Sandy Bullock be funny a bunch of times. I've laughed and I want to make friends with her bum-hole.

    Why is hot, funny Sandy Bullock in a movie with the head of my local PTA?
     
  20. Foggy

    Foggy I'm wasting my life here
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    "Fat roll", I get it.
     
  21. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    He might be the only one who actually watched the trailer.
     
  22. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I just realized that you never hear anyone say "I hate Sandra Bullock." You get that for so many actresses, especially those who have been in the business for over two decades, but even with The Blind Side, I can't think of any animosity towards her. Even I dislike Julia Roberts and think Jennifer Aniston's very overrated.
     
  23. silentbob8201

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    I'll give the movie a chance cause it's from the creator of Freaks and Geeks. Which is why "Biff" is in this and a bunch of other guys from that show in background roles like they were in Bridesmaids.
     
  24. Bobobie

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    Well, there was another Trailer that showed a bunch of completely new footage from the movie. Do you think the 3rd trailer means they are worried about selling this turd so they hurried up and released another one? I'm also getting a feeling that all the best bits were most likely in the trailer, like certain radio personalities have suggested.

     
  25. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Where's the "bunch of completely new footage"? That's the same big clips (boss's balls, car door slamming, bathroom scene, guy thrown off balcony, etc.) from the first trailer with different little bookends.
     

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