The Hottest Thing Ever: Possible Cuthbert Sex Tape

LiddyRules

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http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/i...08/exclusive-elisha-cuthbert-sex-tape-is.html

Take this rumour with a microscopic grain of salt but don't completely deny the fact either. We've received word from a source that there is a videotape floating around somewhere that features Elisha Cuthbert having sex with a guy who's identity is not yet known. I know what you're all thinking cause I'm thinking the exact same thing. How the f#ck could Elisha possibly do something like that?

Either way, the possibility is still out there and some of you may want to see it, some may not. The one undeniable fact though is that if this tape is real and it makes it to the internet before her lawyers get it, you can forget Paris Hilton because it will be the biggest sex tape of all time. But like I said earlier, take this with a ridiculously small grain of salt. If we get any more details, we'll let you know. Until then, click here to see where the story might have originated.
If all else fails, we can post images of her.

 
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It'd be even better if he was black, amirite guys?
 

Stormrider666

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God I hope its true, its been a while since we have had a female celebrity sex tape.
 

Creampier

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Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! Oh please!
LET this happen!!!
 

JMCC

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Sounds too good to be true :(
 

Redding

Why can't us?
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how about we turn this into a Cuthbert picture thread till the video is found
 

sniper

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If it's true, that'll tide everyone over until the Olsens start drinking heavily.

*fingers crossed* *toes crossed that the lights are on*
 

Simby19

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You know I'll post it if I find it. I find all this crap.
 

GLENN_THE_TOOL

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please be real...please be real...please be real
 

LiddyRules

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Eh, she probably lies there like a dead fish.

Hopefully not, though.
Who gives a shit? We might get bewwwwwwwbs and vag. I hope the guy says "Call me Keifer."
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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God I hope its true, its been a while since we have had a female celebrity sex tape.
correction..."it's been a while since we have had a WORTHWHILE female celebrity sex tape
how about we turn this into a Cuthbert picture thread till the video is found
I'm most definitely in agreement
Is it Sean Avery I wonder? :icon_lol:
that would be most fantastic




I'm sure this one is a fake...:icon_conf
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