The "How Should The Show Disrupt the iPhone Line" Thread

uptown

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Any good ideas?
 

fuckwit

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umm can tony danza be behind the circut city waiting for oral treats?
 

LiddyRules

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Have a black guy cut in line in front of the gay kid and put him into such an introspective quandry his head explodes.
 

Guns4Tots

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#6
Shout a lot?

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aerosmith6703

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Have Olivia Munn stand on the other side of the street.

 

STARTSOMETHING

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Have like 8 or so pests camp out and hold up the line as long as humanly possible when its released
 
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Have Stalker Patti run past the line naked- they will all scatter

Tell Al Sharpton the iPhone only works for white people

Put signs up in the ghetto that say "free iPhones" and give the address of the store

Walk around with lavender signs saying "Come out of the closet for iPhones!"
 

FMDoug

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Have a black guy cut in line in front of the gay kid and put him into such an introspective quandry his head explodes.
I like that one. Except i would put like 5 huge black guys in the front of the line and have them refuse to move. And then when the cops come just hvae them tell the cops they were there first.

It screws with the line and might also be a good social experiment.
 

Plunkies

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Maybe we can walk up and down the line explaining to everyone that it's an overhyped, overpriced piece of shit and that everyone who must own anything with a lowercase "i" infront of it is a fucking rube?
 

aerosmith6703

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I like that one. Except i would put like 5 huge black guys in the front of the line and have them refuse to move. And then when the cops come just hvae them tell the cops they were there first.

It screws with the line and might also be a good social experiment.
Is Patrice available? I'd love to see that nerdy twat try to tell him that he cut in line.
 

aerosmith6703

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Maybe we can walk up and down the line explaining to everyone that it's an overhyped, overpriced piece of shit and that everyone who must own anything with a lowercase "i" infront of it is a fucking rube?
 

swassdaddy

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I like that one. Except i would put like 5 huge black guys in the front of the line and have them refuse to move. And then when the cops come just hvae them tell the cops they were there first.

It screws with the line and might also be a good social experiment.
x3. This is kind of similar to Ant's take on the state of today's amusement parks and waiting online. A few thugs jump the line and nobody says a damn thing. :mad4:
 

WonkaVision

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I say the best thing you can do is let these idiots spend $500 on a cell phone...then beat the shit out of them and take it.
 

SwimConnerSwim

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Stand outside with a cell jammer so when they go to use the fucking thing all they get is silence.
 
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otnemem25

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All,

Anybody who holds such vile contempt toward a piece of electronic equipment is about a billion times more pathetic than someone who waits on line to buy it.