Discussion in 'General Discussion Archive' started by uptown, Jun 26, 2007.
Any good ideas?
umm can tony danza be behind the circut city waiting for oral treats?
Have a black guy cut in line in front of the gay kid and put him into such an introspective quandry his head explodes.
I have no idea. But a claw hammer and a hand grenade should be involved. Fucking faggoty piece of shit.
Shout a lot?
snape Kills Dumbledore
Have Olivia Munn stand on the other side of the street.
Have like 8 or so pests camp out and hold up the line as long as humanly possible when its released
A speeding jackknifing trailer just sweeping the side walk....hose it off and you're good to go.
Have Stalker Patti run past the line naked- they will all scatter
Tell Al Sharpton the iPhone only works for white people
Put signs up in the ghetto that say "free iPhones" and give the address of the store
Walk around with lavender signs saying "Come out of the closet for iPhones!"
I like that one. Except i would put like 5 huge black guys in the front of the line and have them refuse to move. And then when the cops come just hvae them tell the cops they were there first.
It screws with the line and might also be a good social experiment.
That one gets my vote
Maybe we can walk up and down the line explaining to everyone that it's an overhyped, overpriced piece of shit and that everyone who must own anything with a lowercase "i" infront of it is a fucking rube?
...and something involving fire....something should be burned!:icon_evil
Is Patrice available? I'd love to see that nerdy twat try to tell him that he cut in line.
x3. This is kind of similar to Ant's take on the state of today's amusement parks and waiting online. A few thugs jump the line and nobody says a damn thing. :mad4:
AIDS needle stabbings for everyone!
I say the best thing you can do is let these idiots spend $500 on a cell phone...then beat the shit out of them and take it.
Stand outside with a cell jammer so when they go to use the fucking thing all they get is silence.
Anybody who holds such vile contempt toward a piece of electronic equipment is about a billion times more pathetic than someone who waits on line to buy it.
and anyone who points that out on their first post should die of AIDS.
What a good puppet.