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Begbie

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#3
wtf is up with that dude's eye?
Whose to say he has a fucked up eye? Maybe it's us that have the fucked up eyes! Maybe our eyes are supposed to wander like that and staring at a computer screen for years has caused our eyes to appear straight.

Bet ya never thought of it that way, huh? :icon_cool
 

Buster H

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#4
Whose to say he has a fucked up eye? Maybe it's us that have the fucked up eyes! Maybe our eyes are supposed to wander like that and staring at a computer screen for years has caused our eyes to appear straight.

Bet ya never thought of it that way, huh? :icon_cool
sounds like someone was one of those "lazy eye patch kids" in grade school
 

Begbie

Wackbag Generalissimo
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#5
sounds like someone was one of those "lazy eye patch kids" in grade school
Hehe...no but I typically joined in the fun of bashing the kid with the fucked up eyes and his response was always, "Yeah, well, maybe there's nothing wrong with my eyes and all of your eyes are broken!" Not saying I didn't get made fun of in school...I think I did for a couple things. The clothes I had to wear would be one. I couldn't wear a t-shirt and jeans...my parents would make me wear tan khakis and button down shirts or a sweater. Yick. And somehow I thought it would be an ok thing to bring a Trapper Keeper in to 7th grade that had a cute wittul cartoony Penguin on it. That didn't go over too well with the bigger 8th graders.
 

Creasy Bear

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#6
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
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#7
Hehe...no but I typically joined in the fun of bashing the kid with the fucked up eyes and his response was always, "Yeah, well, maybe there's nothing wrong with my eyes and all of your eyes are broken!" Not saying I didn't get made fun of in school...I think I did for a couple things. The clothes I had to wear would be one. I couldn't wear a t-shirt and jeans...my parents would make me wear tan khakis and button down shirts or a sweater. Yick. And somehow I thought it would be an ok thing to bring a Trapper Keeper in to 7th grade that had a cute wittul cartoony Penguin on it. That didn't go over too well with the bigger 8th graders.
In other news, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Jun 10, 2005
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#8
Sentenced to 3 years in prison for porn!!! WTF???? :icon_eek:
 

Stig

Making America So Great You Won't Believe It.
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#11
Get a load of that evil, right-wing, fundamentalist, bad guy, Newt Gingrich... defending porn?
 

The Godfather

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do you guys remember making hack jokes about the internet?

I remember looking at the back of a chip bag and saying.."Why in the world would Doritos have a webpage?!?!?"

Remember all the commericals in the mid-90's "Hey, we're on the web!"
 

Stig

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#13
do you guys remember making hack jokes about the internet?

I remember looking at the back of a chip bag and saying.."Why in the world would Doritos have a webpage?!?!?"

Remember all the commericals in the mid-90's "Hey, we're on the web!"
Remember when O&A would plug some fansite called "Wackbag?"
 

Dicktator

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Feb 11, 2006
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#14
do you guys remember making hack jokes about the internet?

I remember looking at the back of a chip bag and saying.."Why in the world would Doritos have a webpage?!?!?"

Remember all the commericals in the mid-90's "Hey, we're on the web!"
I absolutely remember looking at a Taco Bell cup and wondering why they had www.tacobell.com.
 

NoRez

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I had 12 floppy disks filled with nothing but Simpsons sound clips. Don't know if it's still a 'thing' to collect sounds, but back then it was like baseball cards.
Remember when Letterman used to plug CBS's show website and make like it was such an incredibly overcomplicated url? "www dot backslash dot forward backslash dot exclamation point dot symbol for 'pi' dot....."

Damn. Just remembered. Need to update my Geocities page...
 

Stig

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Your_Moms_Box

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#19
Forget having the websites, I remember when every commercial listed the company's AOL keyword.

I can't wait for the end of the "follow us on facebook/twitter" era either.
 

JoeyDVDZ

That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!
Aug 20, 2004
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#21
The interwebz were funny in the olden days....
 

jnoble

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Dec 4, 2005
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#22
how about when someone would be telling you about a website and spelling all the redundant shit out letter for unnecessary letter: " H T T P... COLON.... BACKSLASH.... W W W...." Heck, certain members of my immediate family still feel the need to vocalize the "W W W" part

Or when older people thought it was clever to remark "I feel like roadkill on the information superhighway!" Yeah? Do ya, Chip? :rolleyes: