Discussion in 'Current Events' started by MAV, Oct 27, 2007.
MMM! mmm! MMM! CHEEZY!!!:chefico:yuck2:uke:
Well that's fuckin nasty.
Eww fucking eww.
A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!
"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,
I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
who the fuck is buying cheese at an open-air market? Ugh.
It's Southern California, the two selling the cheese are Mexicans. My guess is other Mexicans, who have been eating the stuff for years back in their country, are the ones buying it.