The official I haaaaaaaaaaate Mike Lowell Thread

Deadbent

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Yes.

Perennial Allstar, gold-glove third baseman, eyebrow-haver extraordinaire.


I hope he hits for the cycle and has an unassisted triple play every game (and gets beaned in the throat), just so I can hate him more.
That motherfucker.
 

mik3

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His defense has dropped off, it's going to be so funny when a team is dumb enough to give him big money and he goes back to hitting .240.

Boston was smart to get him, he's a dead pull hitter and they have the monster which just gives doubles as gifts. They'll also be smart to let him walk once he wants 9+ mil a year again.
 

GDRC

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Mike Lowell is good.
 

mik3

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Mike Lowell needs to thank god for the green monster, it's single-handedly revived his career.
 

norton23

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I LOVE HIM!!! In a non gay way of course. He is the actual captian of this team,,,not sure if you all know, or have heard that.

Here's some stats to chew on

Postseason= 12games-6runs-14hits-12RBI-.333BA-.404OBP-.548SLG


:action-sm
 

Wilmington WOW

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He is gonna look good completing the best infield in the NL next year playing in Philly
howard - utley - rollins - lowell
 

Steam

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Mike Lowell remains one of the nicest baseball players that I've ever met. He was not Joba nice but still a real class guy. Not sure if "fame" has changed him or not since '98 but I can't hate on him regardless of the fact that he plays for the Red Sox.
 

SurlyTruckDrivr

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strange, of all the red sox I could see people hating, he'd be one of the last ones I'd guess
 

Cybouncer

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His defense has dropped off, it's going to be so funny when a team is dumb enough to give him big money and he goes back to hitting .240.

Boston was smart to get him, he's a dead pull hitter and they have the monster which just gives doubles as gifts. They'll also be smart to let him walk once he wants 9+ mil a year again.
I wanted to beat you up but you're right on the money here.

He's FANTASTIC for the Sox right now but when he starts asking in the 9+ range, they'll have to let him go.


Not sure how one could hate him though. As has been said, he's one of the classiest players in the game.
 

mik3

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No offense to Jon Lester, but Lowell beat a real serious form of cancer, and when he was with the Marlins he talked with a bunch of us in Manhattan one day when he was in town to play the Mets.

Hard to not like the dude, but whoever signs him to a big deal is going to be mad. And, sorry Philly, it looks like it might be you guys.
 

Salem

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I could have sworn I heard on WEEI yesterday a short mention about Theo said they were gonna re-sign Lowell without question. I just can't to seem to find a quote anywhere.