The people involved in the making of this "music" should be killed

Psychopath

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#1
You're not "hard", you dumb cunt.
[video=youtube;6WJFjXtHcy4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4[/video]
 

OilyJillFart

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It's unlistenable, but I'd happily fuck either or both of those coal-burning skanks
 

Chino Kapone

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I like it. Shes got some pretty smart rhymes.
 

Psychopath

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#6
Another abomination
[video=youtube;BMFsJiAcELY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMFsJiAcELY[/video]
 
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#7
To be fair, is she trying to be "Hard"?
She's rapping about Arbys, nail polish, and handbags.
 

Poon Slayer

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If you guys hate her now, just watch this video. Your heads will explode.
[video=youtube;iq64sxdq0Tg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq64sxdq0Tg[/video]

she's an idiot, but she listens to Dr Octagon... so I'm okay with her.
[video=youtube;OWAnzfV5fLk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWAnzfV5fLk[/video]
 

LiddyRules

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I don't get it. Is there a Tranny reference in the song, I didn't make it all the way through.
David Puddy like Arbys. High five.
 

LiddyRules

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I watched all four videos and...honestly, I find it kind of cute. I mean, I don't find her cute, but I find the entire thing kind of adorable.
 
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I will say this; if I could find that Fred Flintstone hoodie from the 2nd video for under $40, I might have to buy it.
 

Poon Slayer

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She's like every white trash waitress I've ever worked with at a restaurant. I don't completely hate her for some reason though.
 

LiddyRules

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She's like every white trash waitress I've ever worked with at a restaurant. I don't completely hate her for some reason though.
She does look like any waitress at Waffle House at 2AM
Great description of her from Absolutely with the assist from Poon Slayer. And, of course, when you get back to your room at 3, 4 in the morning, you'd end up spanking to her.

But, if she were a hipster, she'd be wearing a Snorks hoodie.
 

Saikotic

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#20
Ugh... rap. The more stupid the name, the more popular you become.

The stupidity of the name is inversely proportional to the popularity of the rapper.
 
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The stupidity of the name is inversely proportional to the popularity of the rapper.
I guess that is true...
Tupac, Nas, Kayne, Easy E, Dre, BIG

Snoop Dogg kind of goes in the stupid column, but he's probably more popular than all of those.

What about Big Pun
 

Hudson

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#22
Didn't she direct this video?:
[video=youtube;BIq5v0tvQS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIq5v0tvQS8[/video]
 

Saikotic

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#23
I guess that is true...
Tupac, Nas, Kayne, Easy E, Dre, BIG

Snoop Dogg kind of goes in the stupid column, but he's probably more popular than all of those.

What about Big Pun
Consider it a general rule of thumb. Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice T, 50 cent, Busta Rhymes. Snoop was originally Snoop Doggy Dogg.
 

Poon Slayer

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I have to say that Rap names aren't that much sillier than a lot of Metal band names. I like parts of both genres, but they both have their theatrics.
 

kidconnor

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It's unlistenable, but I'd happily fuck either or both of those coal-burning skanks
Would ya is the big question.. I say yes, but the minute she started talking I would regret it.

To be fair, is she trying to be "Hard"?
She's rapping about Arbys, nail polish, and handbags.
She is rocking a Blackhawks emblem. Bonus for her if she likes hockey, minus points if she has no idea who they are but is "representing" chi-town.

David Puddy like Arbys. High five.
Watched seinfeld is a plus.

But, if she were a hipster, she'd be wearing a Snorks hoodie.
A snorks reference.. nice.

Its not horrible... I don't hate it.. its ok.