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So what you got @BIV ? Haven't seen much about the big show down on
the news.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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Here's how the CHUDs are dealt with in the Republican-governed city of Indianapolis.

So there are corner beggars in the hood down by the ghetto ass hopital.



And of course they're all hungry, disabled veterans who wish you God's blessings.

They mostly live under the bridge right there by the corners where they beg.



And here you see a coupla stupid fucking dogoodniks who deliver food to the CHUDs, because feeding the rats is a great way to solve the homeless problem. Fucking free Bum Door Dash.

So just to the right of the bridge there was a line of trees that were all overgrown and bushy, and the bums figured out they could crawl into the trees and camp out, and it was much more comfy than the hard concrete beds under the bridge, and they don't have trucks banging over their heads all night and day. But bums gotta bum, and so they started setting up tents under the trees, and then they started dragging pallets and crap they scrounged under the trees and they began building themselves little bum shacks, and then their mountains of garbage started piling up, because bums gonna bum.

But this ain't San Fran or Seattle.



See the line of overgrown trees and the bum shacks and the garbage piles?

No. No, you don't.

Because the city workers came, tossed all the bum piles and shack makins into a garbage truck, and then they cut all the trees down, and all that's left is stumps, because fuck those bums.

And now their little bum Rivendell is gone, and they're back under the bridge
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Here's how the CHUDs are dealt with in the Republican-governed city of Indianapolis.

So there are corner beggars in the hood down by the ghetto ass hopital.



And of course they're all hungry, disabled veterans who wish you God's blessings.

They mostly live under the bridge right there by the corners where they beg.



And here you see a coupla stupid fucking dogoodniks who deliver food to the CHUDs, because feeding the rats is a great way to solve the homeless problem. Fucking free Bum Door Dash.

So just to the right of the bridge there was a line of trees that were all overgrown and bushy, and the bums figured out they could crawl into the trees and camp out, and it was much more comfy than the hard concrete beds under the bridge, and they don't have trucks banging over their heads all night and day. But bums gotta bum, and so they started setting up tents under the trees, and then they started dragging pallets and crap they scrounged under the trees and they began building themselves little bum shacks, and then their mountains of garbage started piling up, because bums gonna bum.

But this ain't San Fran or Seattle.



See the line of overgrown trees and the bum shacks and the garbage piles?

No. No, you don't.

Because the city workers came, tossed all the bum piles and shack makins into a garbage truck, and then they cut all the trees down, and all that's left is stumps, because fuck those bums.

And now their little bum Rivendell is gone, and they're back under the bridge
I love it when Creasy drops nerd references.
 

chumpy

No hopes of repair
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You have no proof that they are cannibalistic
I'll give you Humanoid
They are plainly not Underground
but they are dwellers by default

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Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
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BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
This person's business has been destroyed over an instagram pic of one of the owners wearing a Steven Crowder Shirt. The one with Che on it that says "Socialism is for f*gs" and the asterisk is a fig.

 

TheLoon

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My littleish AZ town of Prescott used to have a major homeless problem because we have so many rehab facilities...when the junkies would fuck up they'd just kick em out and their rich parents back east refused to take them back so we had a bunch of 16-35 year olds on every street corner downtown...no right to camp outside but our cops did nothing because our nearest county jail is an hour drive each way and no officer wanted to make the drive...guess Rudy must have moved in because they've mostly all vanished in recent years...town even put up signs on a lot of corners saying basically "Don't give money to the bums"
 

TheLoon

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Sorry Portland I think they hitchhiked out to you...not really sorry at all...you deal with these burdens
 
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