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fletcher

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Nice wordy title, guy.

Buddays.
 

nataskaos

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No idea who lim is.
 

fletcher

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They DO all look the same!

 

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Whats Matty Ice doing there? I thought Friday was his last day?
 

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What!?
The Bluth Banana stand is in NYC this week?!
bastards.
 

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Maybe someone sets it on fire.

RIP Patrice.
 

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Learn a second riff, kid.
 

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My worst guilty story: Went to see Alkaline trio, of course we pregamed beforehand. Was pretty drunk when we got there and some stranger started talking to my friend and I. It was about 5 minutes before she told me that I should never breed. Still dont know what I said that pissed her off. Then on the way home we were goofing around and poking eachother or someshit and it stopped. What might have been a solid 5 - 10 minutes later I grabbed the tit of the driver thinking it would be funny. Awkward silence for the rest of the car ride. I was a picture of degeneracy that evening.
 

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Fine, you killed him. Are you happy now?
 

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Here is one:

I once listened to entire show where this guy was trying to get a cat to say cookie.
 

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Bobo should call in and tell his story of how he "blew 2 guys for U2 ticket money".
 

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My worst guilty story: Went to see Alkaline trio, of course we pregamed beforehand. Was pretty drunk when we got there and some stranger started talking to my friend and I. It was about 5 minutes before she told me that I should never breed. Still dont know what I said that pissed her off. Then on the way home we were goofing around and poking eachother or someshit and it stopped. What might have been a solid 5 - 10 minutes later I grabbed the tit of the driver thinking it would be funny. Awkward silence for the rest of the car ride. I was a picture of degeneracy that evening.
I'm about a half hour behind on the show.

I once got black out drunk the day before Fathers Day. Woke up at like 9am in someone's house, drove home like a maniac because I knew I was late for a breakfast with my very religious grandmother and family. I walked in and everyone's just staring at me, I see my mom just grab her head and dad is shaking his head. I walk into the bathroom, and I have a giant cock on my face, as well as mustaches, swastikas, and the like. I'm pretty sure that was the lowest moment for me. I think I was 18 or 19.

Also used to fuck a buddy's girlfriend. I don't really feel too bad about that though because he wasn't a good friend and she was a slut that he didnt end up with anyway. Still not the coolest shit I ever did.
 

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Also used to fuck a buddy's girlfriend. I don't really feel too bad about that though because he wasn't a good friend and she was a slut that he didnt end up with anyway. Still not the coolest shit I ever did.
My brother and I are Eskimo brothers. I hooked up a few times with this girl I worked with and passed her off to him one drunken evening. They started what might be the worst relationship ever and when he was at college a few times I ended up hooking up with her. If he found out he would either want to beat the shit out of me or he would tell me he didnt care and act all pissed to my mom so that she will also be pissed at me. My family rocks the white trash hard.
 

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I read the shit out of Michael Crichton back in the day.

And I also love A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. I have pushed that book onto so many people who just hated it. It makes me feel bad.

Edit: 100 years of solitude can go fuck itself. One of the more boring books I have ever read.
 
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