The Taliban Can

SOS

ONA
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This song makes little sense but it sticks in your head.

(sung to the tune of that great 60s hit "Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.)

Candyman Redux
by: i_m_n_him 07/19/01 11:26 am

Who can ban a necktie,
wrapped around a man
having colored lips and nail polish on his hand,

The Taliban can!
The Taliban can,
cause he mixes it with love
and says they're orders from above.

Who can swipe a chessboard?
Blast all Buddhas from the land?
Ban all movies, human hair and T.V. everywhere,
The Taliban can!
The Taliban can,
cause he mixes it with love
and says they're orders from above.

Who can shoot a Christian?
Explode a Jew or two?
"Pray" eight times a day with a rifle and grenade,
The Taliban can!
The Taliban can,
cause he mixes it with love
and says they're orders from above.

Who knows how to dress a lady,
so she never gets a tan?
Mutilate a woman-who-accident'ly touched a man?
The Taliban can!
The Taliban can,
cause he mixes it with love
and says they're orders from above.
 

armymad

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dam and you had to put it up on the board
 

SpotcheckBilly

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Thanks, now I'm gonna have that F-ing song stuck in my head for days..(alternate version) "Come Mr. Taliban tally me bananas.
Daylight come and me wanna bomb home".
Yours is better. :D ;)
 

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ONA
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MUSIC

I could only find this version:
DAY OHH, DAY Ay Ay OHH
Hey Mr.Taliban, tali me Bin laden, Daylight come and you got no home...

60 fight 70 fight 80 fighter bombers
Daylight come and you got no home...

You'll be laid out, in your pajamas
Daylight come and you got no home...
 

bustamovie

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oh mang not again! lol "The Taliban can" song is stuck in my head. I've been humming it all day long, freaking out my roommate. Just went grocery shopping, and while waiting in line at the checkout I started singing this stupid song. Everyone was staring at me and this one fat woman went, "Would you mind doing this some place else" and I was like, Twa-at? Cunt hear ya. I got an ear infucktion. Sucksqueze me. :D
 

FOFOLINA

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I know it is stuck in my head also this sux...
 

armymad

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fuck this song is in my head why did i look at this post now the would be two song in my head f*ck :mad: :mad: :mad:
 

SpotcheckBilly

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goddamn Sammy song was stuck in my head all day today, thanks Deek.
ps. nice job on Day-o. "Daylight come and me wanna blow goats."
;)