The Thanksgiving Thread

BIV

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Stuff your bird and and put the plastic back on the furnature, it's Thanksgiving time!

For the record; canned, jellied cranberry sauce>home made.

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For the record; canned, jellied cranberry sauce>home made.
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LiddyRules

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The thing with Thanksgiving is trying to come up with a decent, unique stuffing/stuffing replacement. Turkey can stand on its own and there are an infinite array of vegetables you can make. But the stuffing. Doing something new with stuffing.

And stuffing doesn't go in the turkey. It's its own side that is mixed with turkey juice.
 

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The thing with Thanksgiving is trying to come up with a decent, unique stuffing/stuffing replacement. Turkey can stand on its own and there are an infinite array of vegetables you can make. But the stuffing. Doing something new with stuffing.

And stuffing doesn't go in the turkey. It's its own side that is mixed with turkey juice.
Instant Pot Stuffing

Combine...

- Bread crumbs

- Nails

- Gasoline

Push SOUP.
 

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Turkey is thawed in the fridge, just injected the marinade. Picked up a bag of smoker pellets for the grill, and onions, garlic, and an apple to stick in it while it cooks. That's all I'm responsible for.
 

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The kids are all out of the house, Mrs offered to cook, no takers......we are making grilled cheese or ordering Chinese or both

And just watching movies and shit

#Winning
 

BIV

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The kids are all out of the house, Mrs offered to cook, no takers......we are making grilled cheese or ordering Chinese or both

And just watching movies and shit

#Winning
I'm working, but the company is nicely buying us food
 

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Changed to Indian, gonna eat some Vindaloo and NaN like the pilgrims did

Wait does that make me a traitor?
 

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Now that I’ve moved to a different state, my relatives that moved away before I did don’t use Thanksgiving as an excuse to use my house as a hotel and see thier friends. This year I’ve been invited to a friend/coworkers house. He’s a transplant from the suburbs of Detroit. Bears vs. Lions will be fun and then we’ll shoot guns after dinner. My family’s contribution:

Jalapeño butter injected deep fried turkey
Smoked deviled eggs
My wife’s exact copy of a Portillo’s chocolate cake
 

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Me and the old lady are taking a charter flight to the beautiful town of Gulfport (Biloxi) Mississippi to gamble for three days, my wife absolutely HATES thanksgiving, and I agree with her, we were originally going to go to Atlantis in the Bahamas but Harrah’s made us this offer instead, “free” flight, “free” room and “free” food for 3 nights. Other option was Las Vegas but I really dislike Vegas and they won’t comp us first class tickets because Harrah’s uses Southwest Airlines and I hate southwest.
I’m really curious about the entire process, I’ve never used their charter service (we get offers all the time for this shit all over the world) and traveling on thanksgiving might be a nightmare but anything beats dealing with my mother, the irritating thing is that she wants to come over Saturday when we get home for some odd reason... I think just to aggravate me.
 

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My In-Laws are here for the week.

Kill me.

They're Long Island Democrat Kool Aid guzzlers, and therefore, of course, salty as fuck about Trump. My FIL can almost be reasoned with, By my MIL is just beyond insufferable. She HAS TO talk shit about Trump... like it's her job, but her arguments are just childish sniping garbage, she can't even almost begin to even explain them, let alone defend them, and she takes any sort of counterargument as a personal attack on her, and she gets upset, and she cries.

I don't even want to deal with her Trump buttshat idiocy, and I just ignore her.

My kid is a big Ben Shapiro fan, and he loves to torment the MIL. He's the golden boy, so he can get away with it. It's fun to watch him smash his grandmother.
 

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Me and the old lady are taking a charter flight to the beautiful town of Gulfport (Biloxi) Mississippi to gamble for three days, my wife absolutely HATES thanksgiving, and I agree with her, we were originally going to go to Atlantis in the Bahamas but Harrah’s made us this offer instead, “free” flight, “free” room and “free” food for 3 nights. Other option was Las Vegas but I really dislike Vegas and they won’t comp us first class tickets because Harrah’s uses Southwest Airlines and I hate southwest.
I’m really curious about the entire process, I’ve never used their charter service (we get offers all the time for this shit all over the world) and traveling on thanksgiving might be a nightmare but anything beats dealing with my mother, the irritating thing is that she wants to come over Saturday when we get home for some odd reason... I think just to aggravate me.
Charter = private terminal? Or is it a regular airline plane filled with degenerates that uses regular common folk terminals?
 

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Indian take away has been obtained, put into Tupperware in the fridge for tomorrow


Vindaloo for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack
 

BIV

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Indian take away has been obtained, put into Tupperware in the fridge for tomorrow


Vindaloo for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a snack
I've never had vindaloo. No idea what it even is.
 

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I've never had vindaloo. No idea what it even is.
Spicy

I was in England a couple of years ago, where they have bombass Indian, and ordered Vindaloo....waiter stated “you want that mild correct sir?” And i was like.....no, I want it hot, hot like the guys in the back cooking like it hot, I don’t want any Honkey Vindaloo

It was so hot it gave me an ulcer, took me 4 months of Zantac daily to get rid of it.