The Thanksgiving Thread

HandPanzer

Shantih Shantih Shantih
#26
Whenever I see a turkey I find that I have a strong urge to karate chop its head clean off. I possess the skills.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#27
Charter = private terminal? Or is it a regular airline plane filled with degenerates that uses regular common folk terminals?
Meh, common folk terminal but, we were seats 1A 1C, on the plane a 737-400 I’ve never had so much leg room, it was glorious.We were delayed an hour but not really because we were supposed to leave at 3:20, they bumped up the departure to, 2:20, and we left at 3:20.
They did misplace my bag at the hotel but I got it back, that was my fault because I don’t have a luggage tag on it, that’s getting fixed.
The casino is small but we already got a nice hand pay so it hasn’t cost any money...... yet, I’m planning on leaving dead broke also this place is kind of in the middle of nowhere
 

SatansCheerledr

Ideologically Unsound
#28
Spicy

I was in England a couple of years ago, where they have bombass Indian, and ordered Vindaloo....waiter stated “you want that mild correct sir?” And i was like.....no, I want it hot, hot like the guys in the back cooking like it hot, I don’t want any Honkey Vindaloo

It was so hot it gave me an ulcer, took me 4 months of Zantac daily to get rid of it.
And that why you gay.
 

SatansCheerledr

Ideologically Unsound
#29
You know I waited until today to open this thread for my yearly deep fried turkey recipe fix. I as major disappointment and a turkey still in the freezer.
 

Ballbuster1

Cute I am.
Wackbag Staff
#34
Cooked a turkey in the Instant Pot. Made rolls, dijon mustard brussel sprouts, smashed taters, cranberry sauce, asparagus, gravy and had mixed berry pie for dessert.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
Donator
#35
I heard tonight more people like apple pie than pumpkin pie on thanksgiving.

That's annoying. It makes me wonder if people have had a good homemade pumpkin pie.

Btw, this isn't an assault on delicious apple pie.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#36
I heard tonight more people like apple pie than pumpkin pie on thanksgiving.

That's annoying. It makes me wonder if people have had a good homemade pumpkin pie.

Btw, this isn't an assault on delicious apple pie.
I dislike pumpkin pie. Always have, probably always will. I'm ok with this. There are other pies.

Actually I'm not really crazy about pies in general. I enjoy them at Thanksgiving and Christmas, but never have any desire to eat them for the rest of the year.
 

Biff Hardslab

I have the t-shirt
#37
My deep fried turkey turned out, but it was way late due to unforeseen complications with the new 3 gallon jugs of oil not being enough, burner malfunction and a 34 mile round trip to get my spare. It was disappointing that as good as this bird was, people were already full by the time it was done.

On to Black Friday shopping. I had no plans of going, but Wal-Mart has 3 cameras that go with my existing security system for $199. The cameras are usually $115 each. Showed up an hour and a half after the doors opened, found them and picked up another printer that was less than the cost of ink for my existing printer. The whole process took about 30 minutes.
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#38
Nailed it. Yeah me...

7 hours on the dot for 14lb bird. 185 on the dark, 165 on the white. Skin was crisp/edible, seasoning good, juicy as hell.
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#39
Oh, and my cigar bar is having Daddy Daycare tomorrow morning 6am. Cigars, bloody mary's, and bacon. Yay.
 

JoeyDVDZ

Well-Known Member
Donator
#41
My deep fried turkey turned out, but it was way late due to unforeseen complications with the new 3 gallon jugs of oil not being enough, burner malfunction and a 34 mile round trip to get my spare. It was disappointing that as good as this bird was, people were already full by the time it was done.

On to Black Friday shopping. I had no plans of going, but Wal-Mart has 3 cameras that go with my existing security system for $199. The cameras are usually $115 each. Showed up an hour and a half after the doors opened, found them and picked up another printer that was less than the cost of ink for my existing printer. The whole process took about 30 minutes.
I generally don't do black friday, but the wife wanted to pick up a new Roku to replace the Fire TV in her office, so we went out. Saw the stacks of $19 printers, people rolling out with 5-6 of them in their carts.

Got a wireless mouse w/ charging pad, the Roku Ultra with JBL headphones for $48, grabbed one of those cheesy sound bars for $29, and a couple of $5 USB 32 GB thumb drives for work. Not a shabby haul.
 
#42
Nailed it. Yeah me...

7 hours on the dot for 14lb bird. 185 on the dark, 165 on the white. Skin was crisp/edible, seasoning good, juicy as hell.
Nice cabinets, but my oven is better then yours, BITCH! Maytag convection! Stainless steel!

Also, Keurig cups are for queers, real men drink Folgers instant coffee.
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#43
Nice cabinets, but my oven is better then yours, BITCH! Maytag convection! Stainless steel!

Also, Keurig cups are for queers, real men drink Folgers instant coffee.
Take it up with my brother bitch - it's his house...
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#47
I heard tonight more people like apple pie than pumpkin pie on thanksgiving.

That's annoying. It makes me wonder if people have had a good homemade pumpkin pie.

Btw, this isn't an assault on delicious apple pie.
I do not enjoy pumpkin pie. I used to like pumpkin pie, until I was eating a pumpkin pie and realized I no longer did. I wonder now how long I "liked" it just because I thought I was supposed to.

Blackberry and pecan FTW.

I mentioned that my work bought us food fortoday.


I would have been happy with whatever free slop I could shove in my face, but they got the gourmet shit.


They got the food from this eye-tallian joint, Buca di Beppo.


The turkey was moist, the sausage stuffing was fantastic, lump free mash potatoes with the little tasty bits of skin and a smooth, flavorful gravy. Even the green beans were on point. Crisp and snappy with a touch of butter.


For dessert, pumpkin pie (which I tried and was damn tasty for nasty ass pumpkin pie) and cannolis.


And lots of it. I've got leftovers to take home.


Not bad for the most chill work day of the year and double pay.
 
#48

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Registered User
#49
It was just like 5 of us so we got it catered from a local Italian place. The turkey
was great, very juicy. Two sides, stuffing and mashed potatoes.
These mashed potatoes where literally the densest substance known to man.
There were tasty, don't get me wrong. I only had one fork full
 
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