The Witcher

MTJonny

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#27
What if I told you fo shizzle my nizzle bizzle we be gradizzle on dis hizzle fly trizzle yagrizzle?




"It sounds much better in Polish."
What, you don't think the Snoop Dogg is going to commit to the character? You think Snoop Dogg is just going play Snoop Dogg because that's literally all he can do? That's a racism.

I hope they go all the way down the rabbit hole and make the whole Lodge of Sorceresses trannies.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#28
What, you don't think the Snoop Dogg is going to commit to the character? You think Snoop Dogg is just going play Snoop Dogg because that's literally all he can do? That's a racism.

I hope they go all the way down the rabbit hole and make the whole Lodge of Sorceresses trannies.
I just hope there's plenty of weed smoking jokes. I think he's really under played that in his career.

Nothing I like better than watching a 60 year old man make smoking puns to the delight of no one.
 

HandPanzer

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#29
I just hope there's plenty of weed smoking jokes. I think he's really under played that in his career.

Nothing I like better than watching a 60 year old man make smoking puns to the delight of no one.
But weed is so edgy! He smokes weed! What a rebel!
 

Yesterdays Hero

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#31
Yeah, until this it had all the promise in the world.


Why would anyone ever think this show was doomed from the start?


Unless you're a raicest of course.
Jesus. I'm sorry, Man. I know you're a big fan and all. That's a let down. :confused:
 

Psychopath

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#33
They should have gotten Micheal Moorcock to write it since most of it is plagiarized from the Elrich series.(I still like the games btw)
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#34
Jesus. I'm sorry, Man. I know you're a big fan and all. That's a let down. :confused:
Marvel took all the disappointment from me years ago. Tell me there's a Hollywood version of One Punch Man coming out and THEN I'll be disappointed.

I knew it was doomed when I saw a woman was making it. You can't have a woman make an action show about a womanizer. Its doomed before it even begins.

Not sure if serious but i like bert.
I don't. All the comedians seems to like him but I've yet to see him do or say anything funny.
 
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MTJonny

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#36
Marvel took all the disappointment from me years ago. Tell me there's a Hollywood version of One Punch Man coming out and THEN I'll be disappointed.

I knew it was doomed when I saw a woman was making it. You can't have a woman make an action show about a womanizer. Its doomed before it even begins.
I can't express enough about the laughs I got out of pure misogyny that was in the series, especially the first game. This is going to be a complete disaster.
 

Psychopath

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#37
I can't express enough about the laughs I got out of pure misogyny that was in the series, especially the first game. This is going to be a complete disaster.
And the racism, they arn't going to mention that at all. The way non humans are treated in the game is a huge part of the world. It's going to completely ignored for pc bullshit.
 

MTJonny

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And the racism, they arn't going to mention that at all. The way non humans are treated in the game is a huge part of the world. It's going to completely ignored for pc bullshit.
I'd bet the opposite, especially since everyone but Geralt is going to be black. They will shoehorn that shit into every place they can.
 

Discoman

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#39
I'm sure the Scoia'tael will be the stand in for Antifa or some shit. Also, why would they be casting a teenage Ciri this early in the series?
 

DiggerNick

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#41
Miraculously, Ciri isn't a negress. But they had to stick one in there. I wonder if she'll be sassy.

Alas, my beloved Eva Green wasn't cast as Yennefer. A poor oversight, if you ask me.


 
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Discoman

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Miraculously, Ciri isn't a negress. But they had to stick one in there. I wonder if she'll be sassy.

Alas, my beloved Eva Green wasn't cast as Yennefer. A poor oversight, if you ask me.


Eva Green would have been nice, this Anya Chalotra seems pretty young. I guess all the casting budget went to Cavill.
 

DiggerNick

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#44
If Cavill didn't approve of the this footage being released then I imagine he'd be pretty pissed off.

Give him a bit less Legolas hair and give him a beard and he'll look pretty good, I say.
 

Discoman

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#45
With that stupid wig he looks like the guy they used to have for Daario on Game of Thrones.

Well if you didn't like the Black Actress for Fringilla you really won't like the rest of the casting.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#50
How many minutes into the first episode do you think Geralt will get a lecture from a broad about his toxic masculinity?
I'm actually excited to see how awful its going to be. There's so many possibilities to how they can ruin it that's become interesting to me.
 
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