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The woman from the 5 hour energy pink lemonade commercial...

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  1. f kane

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    total piece of ass

     
  2. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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  3. f kane

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    Do you like girls?
     
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    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    Of course, and of course I'd stick it in her, but she's pretty fucking far from the "Total Piece of Ass" I was promised. And the fucking song was atrociously annoying.

    So maybe the thread should have read...

    The woman from the 5 hour energy pink lemonade commercial

    Is Oddly Hot

    Is Kind of Cute

    Is Fuckable in a "Flo from the Progressive Commercials" way

    I'm not disappointed in the girl. I'm disappointed in you.
     
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    I like girls and there is something a little off about her. Creepy even.
     
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    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    The woman from the 5 hour energy pink lemonade commercial...

    Is a hard 6, but if you drink enough of those little bottles she may inch up to a 7

    Filled in when their original choice for the ad backed out:

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  7. f kane

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    Granted, the song sucks but I could not hear anything when I was fantasizing about fucking her and her blowing my cock. Come on now, admit she's a solid 9.
     
  8. blazin

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    She's definitely not ugly, but she's nothing special for sure.
     
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    Mommadeez4u Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling

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    She's just a degree or two short of being a full on Skillet Face. She also utilizes the 'I'm so coy and such a wiseapple when I let this piece of hair fall across my eyes' look way too often.
     
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    The quibids girl is hot. And this one...

     
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    The Wendy's mushroom burger girl beats them all.
     
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    She is most certainly passable.
     
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    No lips, probably a flat ass. Meh.
     
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    The girl in questionable is fuckable. I think she loses points because in the commercial she is coming off as either creepy or douchy.
     
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    I can't give her that high without seeing her ass first.
     
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    Out of how many?
     
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    She's okay, definitely not a 9. Nose is a little funny looking, no?
     
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    This thread is useless without mention of the weird Education Connection girl, the skanky looking Everett Institute girl, or Beth Bernstein.
     
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    So you're wondering if she ranks as a 9 on the "late night commercial chicks" scale, of which Progressive Flo is their Madame.
     
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    Or the kinda cute college chick from :

     
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    The hell is with you and the weird looking attainable commercial blonde bitches?
     
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    We're looking at the pantheon of late night commercial chicks. Now sure, they have sex call ads with models talking about party lines, but I'm the same way. If I'm looking to run a quick batch at 2 in the morning, I get more use out of these women.
     
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    HD Net "has/had?" those Girls Gone Wild unedited Infomercials a year or two ago. I guess it was legal cause it's cable? YEAH I KNOW THAT's Lame.
     
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    She has a piggy-piggy nose.
     
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    The quibids chick was an NFL cheerleader. Forget her name.
     

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