The WWE August Thread: Summer Slam

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August = Summer Slam & an extra hr of RAW

How will HHH vs Brock end?
Will Johnny Ace be completely gone from WWE?
Will the extra hour be overkill?
Will AJ be over-exposed but not in a good way?
Will Flair, Matt Morgan or Velvet Sky debut in WWE?
Will CM Punk unleash any pipe-bombs?
Who will the SD GM be? (my "guess" is Hornswoggle)
 

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I'd love it to be Booker T, he's mediocre (bad) on commentary, but great on mic. I know they seemed to focus Smackdown on the childish/cartoon-y aspects of pro-wrestling, but if they went with Hornswoggle as the GM that would have been overboard for me. Fucking Gobbeldy Gooker as World Heavyweight Champion, here we come! :killme:
 

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I find it interesting that WWE released the news officially, thereby admitting that Smackdown is taped. They don't usually do that.
 

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Raw has been extremely boring tonight so far.
The matches have been horrible and it seems like no one is getting entrances. They're too busy plugging shit.

Just fire Rey Mysterio already. He had almost a year to get into shape. He's fat and gassed after 5 minutes.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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They got rid of the fan Touts. Awesome. Then they showed one on Cole's laptop. Not so awesome. Just feed the damn thing over the screen.
 

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Brock is pretty intense. Shawn actually looked concerned for a minute there. Enough of the big goof Ryback already, even if he wrestled some big names the whole bit has been done into the ground.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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Brock is pretty intense. Shawn actually looked concerned for a minute there. Enough of the big goof Ryback already, even if he wrestled some big names the whole bit has been done into the ground.
They're killing Ryback by having him wrestle the same guys every week. There wasn't even a Goldberg chant tonight.
 

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They're killing Ryback by having him wrestle the same guys every week. There wasn't even a Goldberg chant tonight.
Apparently him and Brock got into a fight today before raw and Brock beat his ass... I noticed his eye did look a little fucked up. Maybe it's all a work and I'm an idiot for believing it.
 

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Apparently him and Brock got into a fight today before raw and Brock beat his ass... I noticed his eye did look a little fucked up. Maybe it's all a work and I'm an idiot for believing it.
LOL Ryback has pinkeye. He had it last week. I seriously doubt there was a fight. Brock is a nice guy and a professional fighter. I don't think he would go around fighting people for free.
 

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i dont give a fuck what @JRBBQ tweeted, the third hour of RAW is just OVERKILL. I literally felt exhausted last night after 10:30pm.

the XWR chatroom I go to on Paltalk was goofing the whole show calling it Monday Night Recap. They showed Sheamus stealing Del Taco's car 4 times last night! Recaps and plugs, at least 1 hour of commercials....Vince should be fucking ashamed of going to 3 hours.
 

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and its so sad now that they have to say Sheamus "borrowed" Del Taco's car....the WWE is never gonna be the same as it once was. :(
 

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I had a softball game last night so watched it this morning. Took me all of 20 mins. The opening segment was a bore. Enough with the twitter shit and the "WWE Universe". AJ has gone from hot to annoying as fuck. I was hoping Punk would just pop her right in the mouth and horrify the entire "Universe". Would it be too much to ask for Punk to fuck Cena up instead of letting Big Show do it and him look like a whiney bitch?

Edit: Sandow beating the shit out of the Funkasaurus was the highlight for me. I hope they take that shit off TV permanently.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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and its so sad now that they have to say Sheamus "borrowed" Del Taco's car....the WWE is never gonna be the same as it once was. :(
That was the bit. Cole said he stole the car, King said he "borrowed" it. My problem with the bit is that it doesn't fit Sheamus's character. He's not Stone Cold.
 

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I had a softball game last night so watched it this morning. Took me all of 20 mins. The opening segment was a bore. Enough with the twitter shit and the "WWE Universe". AJ has gone from hot to annoying as fuck. I was hoping Punk would just pop her right in the mouth and horrify the entire "Universe". Would it be too much to ask for Punk to fuck Cena up instead of letting Big Show do it and him look like a whiney bitch?

Edit: Sandow beating the shit out of the Funkasaurus was the highlight for me. I hope they take that shit off TV permanently.
I agree with everything in this post.....I forgot about Sandow, but the guy has IT. He needs to be revamped some, but he can be a total major player if he's built right.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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The good thing about 3 hour Raw is the increase in match length. Last night's matches were horrible, however. Mysterio is fat and out of shape.