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Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
Aug 10, 2006
0
#1
I was just watching clips from this "person" for about 30 minutes. I'm still clueless as to what the fuck I just watched.

Here is "Chris Crocker" telling you to to his/her cornhole:

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Singing to Britney Spears newest crap:

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Talking about curse words:

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This androgynous BABBLING mess is oddly attractive.


http://youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2005
268
#2
Was this thread for shooter? "whaa"
 

burky79

62 75 72 6b 79 37 39
Feb 18, 2005
236
#4
Daddy would be proud of this one.
He just needs attention and will find it in controversy.


Good find... I think.
 

SatansCheerledr

Ideologically Unsound
Apr 6, 2005
716
#5
Although I could only stomach about 30 seconds of that simpering sack of confusion it was still fucking brilliant.
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
Mar 21, 2005
298
#6
I learned something many years ago from the beginnings of MTV.... the bigger the freak.... the more you cant stop looking.

ever notice a band with an absolute mutant singer in a tu tu and half his head shaved gets heavy rotation ? while a primo band that looks normal gets none?

It's our inability to look away from weirdness.
 
Dec 25, 2005
513
#9
speechless.. just fucking speechless.

Kinda like watching this twit. makes me feel pretty damn smart.
 

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
Aug 10, 2006
0
#10
Who didn't see this coming?


Reality TV just got a whole lot more realer! Chris Crocker, stalwart defender of Britney Spears and all-around role model for fame-hungry teens everywhere, might have just hit the big time!

Variety reports that

44 Blue Prods. has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears has generated nearly 8 million hits on YouTube in just one week.Plan is to develop a docusoap built around Crocker, a 19-year-old who lives with his grandparents in Tennessee. Even before the Britney clip, Crocker had developed a large Net audience via numerous video performances posted on MySpace.com.
"It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience,'" says the production company's president. "We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star." We can't wait!

And if we've said it once, we've said it a million times: There is no faster way to achieve your dreams than posting a second-take video of yourself pretending to cry about insults hurled at a washed-up teen-pop starlet who has just given a completely appalling performance on a live music video awards show. It's pretty much a sure thing


http://gawker.com/news/top/britney-boy-gets-tv-deal-301360.php
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2005
268
#13
that thing needs a knife in the face