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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.oregonlive.com/health/index.ssf/2013/02/portland_hospital_fire_investi.html
     
  2. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    How is her being a "cancer survivor" relevant to this story? Are they trying to show that this girl has bad luck? Her luck can't be that bad if she survived cancer.
     
  3. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I am not saying that it may have not been the case (I have seen mayo and static electricity ignite Oxygen in the fire academy) But there is a real thing that people who are used to attention do things to continue getting attention...It's not quite as extreme as Munchausen syndrome...My mom does it..she keeps taking off her brace in her "sleep" and then pretends to fall on the floor.
     
  4. the Streif

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    Mayo and static electricity hmmm? Was somebody rubbing a balloon on Erocks head?
     
  5. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    At least the table was clean.
     
  6. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    DoG really hates this kid.
     
  7. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    More likely mad at the hospital for trying to fix the kid and going against his will.
    Figured he'd fuck them both at the same time.
     
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  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That's the only conclusion I can reach with these facts. I'm counting on her doctors to make that diagnosis official.
     
  9. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    It's just good journalism. This is obviously more than a simple who, what, why, where, when piece.

    We don't need to know that her father is 34, disabled, a veteran, or what branch of service he was in, but it's there.

    If you wrote this story, all it would say was, "Human burned. Hand sanitizer suspected."
     
  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    If I wrote this story, the headline would've been Little Girl Pays Dearly for Being Alive.
     
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  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i wonder what killed more germs, the sanitizer or the fire
     
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  12. Hudson

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    Judging from the picture..I'm guessing she is a fan of the Misfits.
     
  13. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Judging from the photo, she is one.
     
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  14. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Well at least she doesn't have to worry about breast cancer as well.
     
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