There's Something About Miriam


Tounge puncher of fart boxes
I would make even have the God damned courtesy to give it a reach around.


Ideologically Unsound
Take the money and the boat? Hell yea! Try to have a good time with the odd looking man? Why not? Touch me and I'll scratch the eyes out of your head and the nose off your face? You bet!


Posts mostly from the shitter.
Over here they'd be damn sure to edit out all of the laughing. Oh and would I? Yep. If it wasn't on tv I'd want to at least see what the vag looked like. For medical purposes only of course.