Things that could go wrong at Dave & Casey's wedding

#1
I'm not giving ideas, of course not.;) I'm just saying maybe attendees:
  • Object when asked if anyone objects.
  • A hundred people with laser pointers.
  • Vows interupted by a Midnight Rider look-a-like.
  • Dog Fucker chants (also works with Jelly Fucker)
 
#2
Casey says "I do?"


(Someone had to do it, might as well be someone who actually likes Dave and Casey)
 
#3
BOOOOOOOO!

Can't wait for this 'BIT' to be over and they can live happily ever after :)
 

MilkmanDan

Uncontrollable Urge
#4
It gets postponed and everyone gets to be bored for a longer period hearing about it.
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
Staff member
Wackbag Staff
#5
  • Ronnie sits on the Wackbag side in order to heckle
  • Fezzie declares Dave his illegitimate love-child
  • Earl has to hire the priest/rabbi
  • ET finally "phones home" and demands Dave back
 
#6
It gets postponed and everyone gets to be bored for a longer period hearing about it.
yeah.... listening to Casey work on the seating yesterday (on paltalk) was just a ruse to keep the 30 people in the room believing the bit ;)
 

MilkmanDan

Uncontrollable Urge
#7
yeah.... listening to Casey work on the seating yesterday (on paltalk) was just a ruse to keep the 30 people in the room believing the bit ;)
Are you talking to someone else because that made absolutely no fucking sense in reference to what I said :icon_ques
 

JoeyDVDZ

Well-Known Member
Donator
#8
Casey waking up and actually taking a hard look at Dave could rooooin things...
 

batgoat

the medication doesn't work....
#9
Who the fuck is ESD, and why does he SAL?
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
Staff member
Wackbag Staff
#11
  • Dave could talk about a herpes outbreak
  • Ensuing "He's got herpes" chants
  • MilkmanDan throws Valtrex instead of rice
 

TJLamb0518

Jumping That Shark....
#12
Dave living through the night.


And for the person suggesting the Midnight Rider disrupt the festivities....you KNOW that's 99% already gonna happen, right? Picture the end of the Graduate but with one fag on the altar and one banging on the doors.
 

LiddyRules

She Is Not My BFF. She Is Not.
#15
Dave trapped in elevator and has to get married via phone?
 

OnASouth

Registered User
#16
i'll tell you what could go wrong! they could end up married!
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#18
100 Ventriloquist Dummies show up to object
Dogs Violated by Dave show up to do same
 
M

midgarr30

Guest
#19
dave's vows including something about NOT f'n any more dogs.

that, or

dave wearing jeans
 
M

midgarr30

Guest
#21
another thing could be if on the morning of the wedding dave has to explain to Cdubs where the collar came from on his dresser.....
 

silentbob8201

Registered User
#22
Maybe Dave could get locked in the basement of the Hardrock like that drummer from McFly in that shitty Lindsey Lohan movie i saw on HBO last week that was referenced this week
 
#23
Koko shows up, objecting to the wedding, dave backs out, runs away with her.
 
T

ThunderPimp

Guest
#24
A jar of jelly catches dave's eye distracting him from the wedding which ultimately leads to him fucking it in front of tens of people.
 

firecrotch

Registered User
#25
Everyone shows up in a chef outfit to make Dickless Dave super paranoid;)
 
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