Things that could go wrong at Dave & Casey's wedding

#1
I'm not giving ideas, of course not.;) I'm just saying maybe attendees:
  • Object when asked if anyone objects.
  • A hundred people with laser pointers.
  • Vows interupted by a Midnight Rider look-a-like.
  • Dog Fucker chants (also works with Jelly Fucker)
 
#2
Casey says "I do?"


(Someone had to do it, might as well be someone who actually likes Dave and Casey)
 
#3
BOOOOOOOO!

Can't wait for this 'BIT' to be over and they can live happily ever after :)
 

MilkmanDan

Uncontrollable Urge
#4
It gets postponed and everyone gets to be bored for a longer period hearing about it.
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
Staff member
Wackbag Staff
#5
  • Ronnie sits on the Wackbag side in order to heckle
  • Fezzie declares Dave his illegitimate love-child
  • Earl has to hire the priest/rabbi
  • ET finally "phones home" and demands Dave back
 
#6
It gets postponed and everyone gets to be bored for a longer period hearing about it.
yeah.... listening to Casey work on the seating yesterday (on paltalk) was just a ruse to keep the 30 people in the room believing the bit ;)
 

MilkmanDan

Uncontrollable Urge
#7
yeah.... listening to Casey work on the seating yesterday (on paltalk) was just a ruse to keep the 30 people in the room believing the bit ;)
Are you talking to someone else because that made absolutely no fucking sense in reference to what I said :icon_ques
 

JoeyDVDZ

Well-Known Member
Donator
#8
Casey waking up and actually taking a hard look at Dave could rooooin things...
 

batgoat

the medication doesn't work....
#9
Who the fuck is ESD, and why does he SAL?
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
Staff member
Wackbag Staff
#11
  • Dave could talk about a herpes outbreak
  • Ensuing "He's got herpes" chants
  • MilkmanDan throws Valtrex instead of rice
 

TJLamb0518

Jumping That Shark....
#12
Dave living through the night.


And for the person suggesting the Midnight Rider disrupt the festivities....you KNOW that's 99% already gonna happen, right? Picture the end of the Graduate but with one fag on the altar and one banging on the doors.
 

LiddyRules

I Think I'll Eat An Apple
#15
Dave trapped in elevator and has to get married via phone?
 

OnASouth

Registered User
#16
i'll tell you what could go wrong! they could end up married!
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#18
100 Ventriloquist Dummies show up to object
Dogs Violated by Dave show up to do same
 
M

midgarr30

Guest
#19
dave's vows including something about NOT f'n any more dogs.

that, or

dave wearing jeans
 
M

midgarr30

Guest
#21
another thing could be if on the morning of the wedding dave has to explain to Cdubs where the collar came from on his dresser.....
 

silentbob8201

Registered User
#22
Maybe Dave could get locked in the basement of the Hardrock like that drummer from McFly in that shitty Lindsey Lohan movie i saw on HBO last week that was referenced this week
 
#23
Koko shows up, objecting to the wedding, dave backs out, runs away with her.
 
T

ThunderPimp

Guest
#24
A jar of jelly catches dave's eye distracting him from the wedding which ultimately leads to him fucking it in front of tens of people.
 

firecrotch

Registered User
#25
Everyone shows up in a chef outfit to make Dickless Dave super paranoid;)
 
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