Things that never happened

Atomic Fireball

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I haven't flown in a while; flight attendants seem to have become very sassy.



I love how liberals can telegraph their subject's ethnicity with colorful negro vernacular
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
I haven't flown in a while; flight attendants seem to have become very sassy.



I love how liberals can telegraph their subject's ethnicity with colorful negro vernacular
Now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time I had a fat sassy MMMMM HMMMMM fight attendant on my plane. At the NSA security screening areas pawing through our luggage of course, but not on the plane itself. I figured they didn't want them to tip over sideways like we saw happen in Police Academy 4
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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That definitely wasn't written by someone who speaks like this:

 

Atomic Fireball

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That definitely wasn't written by someone who speaks like this:

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One time a (presumably) black guy spray-painted "European-Americans exhibit a propensity for committing psychological damage against people of Sub-Saharan African extraction" on my garage door.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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One time a (presumably) black guy spray-painted "European-Americans exhibit a propensity for committing psychological damage against people of Sub-Saharan African extraction" on my garage door.
Then he stole your bike.
 

Queen_Bona

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They also stole her bike that she totally didn't fall off of.
I'm not sure what I like better about this post - the sawdust on her shoulder or the idea of two dudes attacking a chick and then being fought off with brass knuckles by the same chick. :D

Anyway, telling people to try to defend themselves is terrible advice.

And as far as all the 8-year-olds stories go. Communism (which was, as you can imagine, very perceivable, even to kids) fell when I was eight. I remember my parents being happy, but the changes came in over a period of time so I could not, in my child mind, connect them to that single event which was the election night. When I was 12, a commie was elected for president and I remember being slightly uncomfortable. More than anything, I was simply disappointed my dude didn't win. My parents were worried. That's about it.

If your 8 year old is crying all day about a dude winning the elections, you're a shitty parent. You shouldn't even have imaginary kids.
 

the max

attempted murder? now honestly, what is that?
"I am writing this post not because I want something done, I just want attention and the last person who said they got beat up for being gay is now a fucking worldwide laughingstock and even his was more believable than mine is with white guys walking around in subzero temperatures carrying bleach and rope"
 

MurphCO

Enough of this palaver
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Please donate to a cause to ensure women get equal rights in the constitution......say wut?
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$


Please donate to a cause to ensure women get equal rights in the constitution......say wut?
I find it interesting when, “modern people” look back at the constitution and say “women aren’t equal! Blacks aren’t equal! (Insert religion) that was a microscopic number of people in 1776, isn’t equal!

Completely ignore 250 years of history, which involves other laws that don’t amend the constitution, that proves them completely wrong.
 
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