Things that never happened
- Thread starter Atomic Fireball
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I haven't flown in a while; flight attendants seem to have become very sassy.
I love how liberals can telegraph their subject's ethnicity with colorful negro vernacular
I love how liberals can telegraph their subject's ethnicity with colorful negro vernacular
That definitely wasn't written by someone who speaks like this:
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I'm not sure what I like better about this post - the sawdust on her shoulder or the idea of two dudes attacking a chick and then being fought off with brass knuckles by the same chick. 
Anyway, telling people to try to defend themselves is terrible advice.
And as far as all the 8-year-olds stories go. Communism (which was, as you can imagine, very perceivable, even to kids) fell when I was eight. I remember my parents being happy, but the changes came in over a period of time so I could not, in my child mind, connect them to that single event which was the election night. When I was 12, a commie was elected for president and I remember being slightly uncomfortable. More than anything, I was simply disappointed my dude didn't win. My parents were worried. That's about it.
If your 8 year old is crying all day about a dude winning the elections, you're a shitty parent. You shouldn't even have imaginary kids.
Anyway, telling people to try to defend themselves is terrible advice.
And as far as all the 8-year-olds stories go. Communism (which was, as you can imagine, very perceivable, even to kids) fell when I was eight. I remember my parents being happy, but the changes came in over a period of time so I could not, in my child mind, connect them to that single event which was the election night. When I was 12, a commie was elected for president and I remember being slightly uncomfortable. More than anything, I was simply disappointed my dude didn't win. My parents were worried. That's about it.
If your 8 year old is crying all day about a dude winning the elections, you're a shitty parent. You shouldn't even have imaginary kids.
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"I am writing this post not because I want something done, I just want attention and the last person who said they got beat up for being gay is now a fucking worldwide laughingstock and even his was more believable than mine is with white guys walking around in subzero temperatures carrying bleach and rope"
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I find it interesting when, “modern people” look back at the constitution and say “women aren’t equal! Blacks aren’t equal! (Insert religion) that was a microscopic number of people in 1776, isn’t equal!
Completely ignore 250 years of history, which involves other laws that don’t amend the constitution, that proves them completely wrong.
Completely ignore 250 years of history, which involves other laws that don’t amend the constitution, that proves them completely wrong.
