Things that never happened

[weeniewawa]

Obviously every one of those totally real and not at all made up kids knows that President Biden will cure cancer in January 2021.

If they live that long as eeeevvviiillllll Joe is hoarding that cure until he is elected and will dispose of it if he loses.

 

[THE FEZ MAN]

Only a matter of time before a similar situation escalates into to an actual disruption.

I’ve about had it with people being assholes to me lately, it’s just a matter of time before I lose my temper with someone

 

[Haeder]

I’ve about had it with people being assholes to me lately, it’s just a matter of time before I lose my temper with someone

Video please. Audio would be fine too.

 

[SatansCheerledr]

I’ve about had it with people being assholes to me lately, it’s just a matter of time before I lose my temper with someone

You doing the white man thing where you hold it in till you fucking explode?
I always get a kick out of that one.

 

[lajikal]

You doing the white man thing where you hold it in till you fucking explode?
I always get a kick out of that one.

Don't touch a white man's stapler..

 

[TheLoon]

I’ve been contemplating signing up for a twitter account but damn it’s so fucking stupid, I get banned from hugbook for no reason I imagine I would last about a day on twitter

Just read it don't tweet...key to not getting banned is don't @ people...just use hashtags but tweet rarely

 

[BIV]

I’ve about had it with people being assholes to me lately, it’s just a matter of time before I lose my temper with someone

#fallingdown

 

[THE FEZ MAN]

#fallingdown

Some times you have to pick the shit out of the waffle with a stick

 

[THE FEZ MAN]

Just read it don't tweet...key to not getting banned is don't @ people...just use hashtags but tweet rarely

Fuck it, I just can’t tell people not to shut the fuck up, that’s what got me banned from hug book last two times, and, when I get off my ban I’m going to get banned again because I’m immediately going to go right back after that fucking cocksuker sandy rixley who posts on prager University’s facebook page. Spineless fucking cunt

 

[jnoble]

I’ve about had it with people being assholes to me lately, it’s just a matter of time before I lose my temper with someone

Y'all gonna make Fez Man lose his mind
Up in here up in here...

 

[BIV]

 

[MurphCO]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...y-fears-following-Trump-attacks-district.html

 

[HandPanzer]

Oh, Mike, you do it to yourself.

 

[jnoble]

Oh, Mike, you do it to yourself.

Remember circa 2004 when he used to be relevant?

 

[Biff Hardslab]

 

[whiskeyguy]

Didn't ask her what ethnicity she identified as? Fuck this fascist.

 

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

 

[jnoble]

The dead givaway is the "..and everyone stood up and clapped" like they're on a cheesy made for TV Lifetime channel romantic comedy. Has this EVER happened in real life outside of someone proposing in public?

 

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Has this EVER happened in real life outside of someone proposing in public?

Man knows how to give a speech...

 

[Atomic Fireball]

Looks like they have a terminal case of TDS.

Why are you being correct; is this a bit?

 

[weeniewawa]

The dead givaway is the "..and everyone stood up and clapped" like they're on a cheesy made for TV Lifetime channel romantic comedy. Has this EVER happened in real life outside of someone proposing in public?

it did happen, in his mind while in his moms basement.

 

[Queen_Bona]

This almost made me nose vomit.
Do these people have no shame?

 

[Queen_Bona]

It's a fake, isn't it?

 

[Haeder]

It's a fake, isn't it?

I don't think so.

 

[Ballbuster1]

It's a fake, isn't it?

Nope. He's a real asshat.