Things that never happened

Guilty Spark

It's freeing and refreshing
‘Everyone stood and clapped’ is the meme line for this sort of thing
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
From the book of faces:

ask my friend who is working 3 jobs and still needs food stamps to get by. Rent where I live is insane, and moving would require looking for new jobs

BULLSHIT
If you’re working 3 jobs you are not collecting food stamps.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
Donator
From the book of faces:

ask my friend who is working 3 jobs and still needs food stamps to get by. Rent where I live is insane, and moving would require looking for new jobs

BULLSHIT
If you’re working 3 jobs you are not collecting food stamps.
"moving would require looking for new jobs"

People struggle to know what is a legit excuse and what isn't. It's like people who think "I forgot" is a legit excuse.
 

Atomic Fireball

Well-Known Member
Donator
Need to warn my housekeeper about her twice-a-year visits to Honduras; it's a death sentence.


What? Details?
Trust me.



This is *all* I'll ever say about this tragedy.
Wait wait here's my Patreon and GoFundMe links.
Okay that was *all* I'll ever say about this tragedy.

 
Need to warn my housekeeper about her twice-a-year visits to Honduras; it's a death sentence.


What? Details?
Trust me.



This is *all* I'll ever say about this tragedy.
Wait wait here's my Patreon and GoFundMe links.
Okay that was *all* I'll ever say about this tragedy.

What a lying sack of shit.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Donator
Need to warn my housekeeper about her twice-a-year visits to Honduras; it's a death sentence.


What? Details?
Trust me.



This is *all* I'll ever say about this tragedy.
Wait wait here's my Patreon and GoFundMe links.
Okay that was *all* I'll ever say about this tragedy.

Let's say all of this is true. Still don't give a fuck.
 
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