This can't be real.

abudabit

New Wackbag
Oct 10, 2004
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Jazewrites"Hiya, I'm new here. Cool site! Well when I was 14 in Hawai'i I used to smoke lots of local weed cauz it's just what you do when you surf. These 2 hippy type dudes were campin near McKenna Beach with some girl.

I was out surfin early one morning and I saw these dudes naked outside their tent. They had huge boners. I guess they just finished with their girl cauz I saw them pull condoms off then they tied knots in the ends and they threw them over in the rocks. So I was just stoned enough to be curious and when they went back in the tent I went over to the rocks and found their condoms. They were full of hippy cum! I went further up in the trees where I didn't think anybody would see me so early and I went nuts! I never had seen cum filled condoms and it made me so horned up I pulled down my shorts and untied both condoms and poured them in my face while I wanked off. Then I was hooked!! Now I'm hooked on anything pervy or kinky or dirty to try at least one time!! Aloha, Jason"
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WeToYou

I am fucking pointless.
Jan 18, 2006
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I hope one of them rubs the used cum in their ass and gets aids.
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
May 25, 2005
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#11
That does it.

I'm going to stand outside until aliens abduct me and take me to their planet.

Earth is just not a good place to be.
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
Mar 21, 2005
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Wackbag Whitehouse.
#13
Wonder how much a load of my swimmers would fetch on a site like that? I,m having money issues.

FREAKS...... There always good for somethin.
 

Chin nuts

Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.
Mar 17, 2006
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Humans are the most fucked up species to hit the planet ever.