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This douche should have written Phantom Menace.

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Chino Kapone, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
  2. Evilton

    Evilton Why do black people call each other "Monica"?

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  3. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    Fuck..

    I hate that that seems like a much much more logical movie.

    Why wasn't this guy an Exep producer...

    FUCK, where are my god damned pizza rolls
     
  4. Neon

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    The Harry S. Plinkett Scholar of Film Analysis.

    :clap:


    EDIT: I love how frustrated he gets. "Because you already established that there's this training center..." lol


    Paging Liddy Rules. Liddy Rules, your attention is required in this thread.
     
  5. Gonzoid

    Gonzoid The Tenacious T-Bagger

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    At this point, let's be honest here: you could throw a rock off the Empire State Building and hit anyone who could have written a better plot/story/dialogue/characters for the SW prequels than the shit Lucas gave the world. This is just another example of many of creative fans who had MUCH better ideas than Lucas for the prequels.
     
  6. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Well, yeah. But he put it quite well. And it seems like they are just simple fix's that follows the same basic plot of the original 3.
     
  7. Neon

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    That's the beauty of this. It's easier to just scratch everything and reconceptualize the entire prequel trilogy. This guy went even further than Plinkett by saying: "Ok. I'll even give you the general premise and plot" but then just tweaked it to make it work well.
     
  8. Douche McGee

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    That was brilliant. Hopefully after Lucas dies, somebody who knows how to make a good movie will be able to fix the mess he made.
     
  9. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Agreed.
     
  10. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Exactly.

    I love how frustrated Lucas is with the fans. I know it's rare when it comes to fanboys, but in this case; Yes, we could have done it better than you.



    What's wrong with your face?!!!!!
     
  11. LilJimmyRbinson

    LilJimmyRbinson Best muppet ever

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    http://static.nomachetejuggling.com/machete_order.html#toc-introducing-machete-order

    This guy presents a pretty good argument for the order to watch Star Wars (if you've never seen them before)
    IV, V, II, III, VI
     
  12. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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  13. LilJimmyRbinson

    LilJimmyRbinson Best muppet ever

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    He's an evil genius because it's probably cheaper to buy the trilogy set than buying II and III individually.
     

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