This is me, waiting...

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
Feb 15, 2005
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So I haven't gotten any sleep yet since I got home from work this morning. I'm waiting on some stuff I got from ebay to arrive in the mail. I can only assume that it will get here today based on the information given by the tracking number history on the USPS site. It left a facility that's about 2 hours from my house at around 5 this morning. That means it's on the last legs of its journey. It's too big for the mailbox, so the guy is going to have to leave it outside the door. I don't want to risk being asleep whenever the delivery gets here, because that would mean that my precious would be left to the whimsy of all the shadow people in my neighborhood. Combine that with the fact that all the jackass children are going to be bussed home from school soon, and things just wouldn't end well for me in this situation.
 

MilkmanDan

Uncontrollable Urge
Jan 13, 2003
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John Doe has the Advantage ! Do not open the box !!!
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
Feb 15, 2005
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What's in the box?
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
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Wackbag Staff
May 27, 2005
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apparently they come in a crate like the leg-lamp from A Christmas Story
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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Victor. His name is Victor.