This Is Why You Never, Ever Break Into a Boxer’s Home


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This Is Why You Never, Ever Break Into a Boxer’s Home

A suspected burglar got more than he could handle when he attempted to break into an Oklahoma City home, which ended up being inhabited by a boxing and kickboxing trainer — and apparently a good one.
Jonathan Wise, 19, was arrested earlier this month with two black and bloodshot eyes and in need of stitches for other injuries. He reportedly tried to rob the home of Norm Houston, according to police.
“I heard a thumbing noise on my garage door,” Houston told KFOR. “I swung open my back door and somebody was standing there.”
Wise, the suspected burglar, probably could have escaped injury and fled but he instead took a swing at Houston. It turned out to be a big mistake as this mugshot shows:

“You know I ain’t the toughest, but I can hold my own,” Houston said.
Houston reportedly held the robber on the ground until the police arrived. Wise was later charged with burglary and taken to jail — after he went to the hospital for treatment of course.


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That was... (puts on sunglasses) Un-Wise decision


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Mr Wise isn't so smart.
He should change his name to Mr. Unwise. Tss Tss
Gather he must of nailed him pretty good to break all blood vessels in his eyes...

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A white guy tried to rob a black guy's house?

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