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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/founder-worke...1lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QDVGVzdF9BRkM-;_ylv=3
     
  2. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen heartless fuck

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    My money's on menstrual blood being the culprit.

    Oh, and Tippi Hedren's a cunt.
     
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  3. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Who knew lions can be dangerous? [​IMG]
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    These things happen in threes. Everybody be careful.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...s-she-made-love-to-boyfriend-in-Zimbabwe.html

    Feets don't fail me now.
     
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  5. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Great Whites, polar bears and youths
     
  6. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Mosquitoes, bacteria, youths.
     
  7. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Young People as the news calls them.
     
  8. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    Lions, ******s, ******s, and ******s



    am I doing it right?
     
  9. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Come on!..that guy will drink free in ANY bar in the world now...Best Coitus Interruptus EVER EVER EVER..
    First guy"I was fucking this girl and her mom walked in...it stunk"
    Lion guy: "Oh yeah? I was balls deep in this bitch and a lion grabbed her by the neck an dragged her away...I got the news clipping right here....
     
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  10. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    fixed for bragging more
     
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  11. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I really couldn't fit in the "she clenched up and I had best orgasm ever" in good conscience
     
  12. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Hippos are #1 I believe.

    [/Literal OAPC]
     
  13. MTJonny

    MTJonny Well-Known Member
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    I would say black people kill more then all those animals combined.

    /Literaler MTJonny
     
  14. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I've never been burdened by one of those consciences.
     
  15. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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  16. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    He's now a rug.. btw
     
  17. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    That poor lion in Zimbabwe will be looking for a robe and some broth in a few months. (The AIDS is rampant there, or so I assume based on stereotyping.
     
  18. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    Pretty sure it's the niggas statistically
     
  19. Off-White-Power

    Off-White-Power High maintenance, low tolerance

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    I read this article in an angry panda voice.
     
  20. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    Couscous said it was an accident, but they could tell just by looking at him that he was lion.
     
  21. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://gma.yahoo.com/intern-lion-attack-died-broken-neck-134311028--abc-news-topstories.html
     
  22. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Photoshops? Captions?
     
  23. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Fuck Lion Chow, there's a 120-lb steak over there.
     
  24. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Sounds more like she was a play toy than a meal.
     
  25. Jambi

    Jambi Infidel

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    When I use the ATM, I'm not looking over my shoulder for rhinos.
     

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