This woman is a fucking moron.

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
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In b4 Gawker
http://gawker.com/seattle-woman-trying-to-live-on-sunlight-alone-is-proba-511749944
Seattle Woman Trying To Live On Sunlight Alone Is Probably Going to Die

Navenna Shine of Seattle is planning to livestream her own death.
Well, technically she's planning to livestream an experiment in which she attempts to survive for up to six months on nothing but the natural light of the sun, but it's essentially the same thing.
Shine, founder of Living on Light, is a follower of the Jasmuheen branch of Breatharianism.
Jasmuheen (born Ellen Greve) is a thoroughly debunked fraud, and her pseudoscientific claims are directly responsible for the deaths of several people.
Why does Shine believe her "experiment" will end differently? Because she really believes.
The only problem with this is that we do not believe it. We hear about it but, how can we possibly believe somebody who says that they don’t eat? Even family and friends don’t believe them sometimes. The solution is very simple. We have to put it to the test. This is what I intend to do through “Living On Light”. Put it to the test.​
And so, for the next four to six months, Shine plans to live in a "controlled environment," with eight cameras pointed at her at all times to ensure that she isn't cheating.
She hopes to be able to livestream the footage, but claims that technical difficulties are currently preventing that from happening.
"In the meantime," she says, "each moment is being recorded and the files are being archived for future verification."
According to Shine's YouTube page, she is already over 30 days into the experiment, and has lost more than 20 pounds since starting. She is still drinking water and occasionally some tea, but says this is just to "flush out the toxins of a lifetime."
"I have the feeling that my body has reached a point where it has used up all its stored fats and is now looking around for what next to consume," she writes on Facebook. "I suspect this might be the point where it decides either to find and hook into the source where it is able to live on Light, or consume the body for sustenance. I am doing all I can thorough consciousness to open up the space for ‘Living on Light.’ We shall see."
No mention of how she plans to obtain sufficient light to live on in the notoriously gloomy Pacific Northwest.
On her official homepage, Shine calls her experiment "a huge moment in history," and "possibly even a new evolution of humanity."
RIP Navenna Shine.


[screengrabs via YouTube]
George Carlin said it best.
"Somehow I can't feel sorry for an anorexic, you know? Rich cunt, don't wanna eat? Fuck her." -George Carlin
 

NuttyJim

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There are less attention whore ways to kill yourself cunt.
 

samurai

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I hope she gets skin cancer.





Oh.
 

Floyd1977

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Too lazy to try to look it up right now, but I could swear I've heard this story before, some time ago (or at least something equally wacky where someone attempted to live on some sort of non-food nourishment)

It didn't end well
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
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Wants to live on sunshine...

Chooses Seattle for the attempt.
 

Rash Rendering

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Lord of Light! Come to us in our darkness. We offer you these false gods. Take them and cast your light upon us. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
 
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Quitter...


What a fucking nut job... she is ending it because her intertoobz and phones are being cut off on the 19th.
 

Floyd1977

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I'm going to predict she won't die of Ricketts
 

domelogic

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Quitter...


What a fucking nut job... she is ending it because her intertoobz and phones are being cut off on the 19th.


I am sure an anonymous donor would help with that bill and wont have to worry about the next. Another example of there being to many people in this world.
 

kidconnor

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I call dibs on the chair she is sitting on. Providing she doesn't die in it, or piss on it, or release her bowels when she kicks it.


On a side note. If I ate and drank like normal. Could a woman, r a man if you prefer, live for six months on jizz. # times a day
 
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I call dibs on the chair she is sitting on. Providing she doesn't die in it, or piss on it, or release her bowels when she kicks it.


On a side note. If I ate and drank like normal. Could a woman, r a man if you prefer, live for six months on jizz. # times a day
Doubt anything could come out considering all she is doing is "eating" sunlight...
 

bill333

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o_O



Sunny Delight Fact Sheet
Ingredients: Water, High Fructose, Corn Syrup and 2% or Less of Each of the Following: Concentrated Juices (Orange, Tangerine, Apple, Lime, Grapefruit). Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Beta-Carotene, Thiamin Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Natural Flavors, Food Starch-Modified, Canola Oil, Cellulose Gum, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Sodium Benzoate To Protect Flavor, Yellow #5, Yellow #6
 

BIV

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Damn, I'd rather drink the purple stuff.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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I am sure an anonymous donor would help with that bill and wont have to worry about the next. Another example of there being to many people in this world.
I'd pay her electric and interwebs bills if could watch her die.