This Woman Makes the Same Face. At the Nearly the Same Time. Everyday.

BIV

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This Woman Makes the Same Face. At the Nearly the Same Time. Everyday.

Yoko Shono is up bright and early daily for morning show Mezamashi TV, which is kind of like Today for Japan. And what seems like everyday at the nearly the exact same time, she makes what seems to be the exact same face. You must see it to believe it.
Note: If you are prone to seizures, you might want to sit this article out. #notkidding

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Noticed by 2ch, Japan's largest online forum, Shono's smile is what's called, "ahiru guchi" (アヒル口), or "duck mouth" in English. It's not uncommon for celebrities—male and female—to make pouty duck faces. No biggie!
However, what makes Shono's unusual is that, give or take a few minutes, she's making nearly the exact same face. Almost. Every. Day. Don't believe me? Here are several days worth of Shono smile:
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Which, of course, turns into this inevitable, mind-melting GIF:

On 2ch, some said they thought the smile was charming, but many wrote that they found the identical duck mouth smiles "creepy".

Others wondered if morning show anchors like Shono actually practice their duck mouths. It seems rather unnatural and forced!

Another wrote that Shono's uncanny ability to do a duck mouth at nearly the same time everyday wasn't creepy, but frightening. Added yet another commenter, "There's something scary about this."

Besides working as an anchor, Shono once lent her voice to an episode of One Piece a few years back. She played, you guessed it, an announcer. Since this was before the duck mouth became really, really popular in Japan, One Piece was spared her pouty smile. Morning television, however, isn't.
http://kotaku.com/this-woman-makes-the-same-face-at-the-nearly-the-same-486745510

For some reason, I feel the need to tag NeonTaster



 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Does this 'person' really exist, or is she trapped in some time loop?
 

samurai

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I'd rather time roop her vagina with my girthy white goodness.
She does look somewhat familiar. I think I have a time roop of her making "oopsies" into her white cotton panties. :greyalien:

Oh, those goofy Japs.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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She does look somewhat familiar. I think I have a time roop of her making "oopsies" into her white cotton panties. :greyalien:

Oh, those goofy Japs.

Again, there should be a law, prohibiting the use of panties, for all attractive non-menstruating woman. Through out the universe.
 

Jambi

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If she had another face, don't you think she'd use it??
 

Hate & Discontent

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So that's what Japan calls a duck face? :meh:
 

samurai

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I think that's shrimp tempura. Aren't you a chef? :action-sm
Hey!!! Fugu and everyone that looks like you!

And no, I'm just a semi-fancy home cook. :rolleyes:

To me, watching her sucking on a Shrimp doesn't have the same pizazz, so I substituted Corn Dog. I had hoped She would be a "Size Qreen".
 

Party Rooster

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Hey!!! Fugu and everyone that looks like you!

And no, I'm just a semi-fancy home cook. :rolleyes:

To me, watching her sucking on a Shrimp doesn't have the same pizazz, so I substituted Corn Dog. I had hoped She would be a "Size Qreen".
I thought you might be like NeonTaster and would have preferred her devouring some tako sushi.
 

Norm Stansfield

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Just to put things into a little more perspective:


 

samurai

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I thought you might be like NeonTaster and would have preferred her devouring some tako sushi.
If they're hot, I don't care whom...or what they do. It's just that if you make a Duck face, by Japanese law (as far as you know), something must be shoved into your yapper.
 

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1) Yup..still epileptic....
2) I want to Nagasaki her...that's where you fuck her so hard there is an outline left on the wall.