This year's pre Wrestlemania Playboy whore.....

Steam

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According to numerous rumors that I've read, the annual WWE chick in Playboy will be none other than ol' Five Head Maria. Hopefully, they can minimize the glare on that.

All witty kidding aside, I was hoping for Mickie, Victoria, or Michelle but I can't argue with Maria. At least it wasn't one of the newer sluts like Layla or the tranny whore Melina.
 

Max Johnson

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Supposedly she turned them down once before because she didn't want to embarrass her sis still in high school. Is sis out yet?
 

mikeybot

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I'd actually buy a copy if it were Maria.



Or at least save scans of the pics on my comp.
 

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For a while it was supposed to be Extreme Expose, then Brooke left the company, so maybe that's why it fell through.

Wouldn't have minded those three though. I'm enjoying looking at Layla more and more every week.
 

atxklown

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So when does countdown start till Maria leaves WWE to "pursue" other opportunities?
 

jimmyjimjimz

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So when does countdown start till Maria leaves WWE to "pursue" other opportunities?
Ashley never left
What makes u think Maria is gonna leave?

And Torry Willson never left either (unfourtunately). I HATE her.
Candice never left either.
 

Stormrider666

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For a while it was supposed to be Extreme Expose, then Brooke left the company, so maybe that's why it fell through.

Wouldn't have minded those three though. I'm enjoying looking at Layla more and more every week.
Yeah Layla is quickly becoming one of my favorites also, she seems to be most sluttiest out of the divas, that I think she would be down for fucking a fan. If it is Maria, then I would definitely actually go out and buy the issue. If I was rate my hottest divas(note I can care less about their in-ring ability):
1.Maria
2. Jillian Hall
3. Layla
4. Michelle McCool
5. Kelly Kelly
 

nitron

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Yeah Layla is quickly becoming one of my favorites also, she seems to be most sluttiest out of the divas, that I think she would be down for fucking a fan.
You sure she wasn't just playing a character? Anybody know what Stacey 's doing now?
 

Stormrider666

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You sure she wasn't just playing a character? Anybody know what Stacey 's doing now?
Nah there is something about her that just radiates a nasty dirty whore would we be definitely down for a good deep dicking. Almost like she was one week from doing porn, before the wrestling thing happened.
 

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love the chick.

not so big a fan of the name. I'd prefer a Jennifer. (llllllllllinger llllllonger)
 

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Yeah Layla is quickly becoming one of my favorites also, she seems to be most sluttiest out of the divas, that I think she would be down for fucking a fan. If it is Maria, then I would definitely actually go out and buy the issue. If I was rate my hottest divas(note I can care less about their in-ring ability):
1.Maria
2. Jillian Hall
3. Layla
4. Michelle McCool
5. Kelly Kelly
Jillian at #2? Really? Her rack is fantastic but her face has Missy Hyatt/Meg Ryan bee sting disease.
 

Chester'sLiver

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Maria is one of the hottest chicks in my opinion...I will definitely be buying a copy of this one..
 

Haeder

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RAW commentary....from the future.

JR: "Maria with an Irish Whip into the corner follows up with a clothesline. She's really taking control of this match King."

Lawler: Silently stares at the Maria edition of Playboy.

JR: "King?"

Lawler: "......."

JR: "King, if you'll lift your eyes for a second you'll see Maria wrestle."

Lawler: Looks up with a retard smile

JR: "King?"

Lawler: "Might as well. I've already seen her box."
 

ratedRsuperstar

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RAW commentary....from the future.

JR: "Maria with an Irish Whip into the corner follows up with a clothesline. She's really taking control of this match King."

Lawler: Silently stares at the Maria edition of Playboy.

JR: "King?"

Lawler: "......."

JR: "King, if you'll lift your eyes for a second you'll see Maria wrestle."

Lawler: Looks up with a retard smile

JR: "King?"

Lawler: "Might as well. I've already seen her box."
...no seriously folks try the veal



:action-sm
 

Chester'sLiver

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the magazine isn't out yet....It comes out around wrestlemania and thats in a month or two....
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

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For those who have no idea who she is, and therefore asking for pictures so they can decide whether or not they want to see her naked