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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://www.news8000.com/news/Unansw...ody-found-in-motel/-/326/8784072/-/wus5kxz/-/
     
  2. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Why do they always use badly decomposed? The guy was probably a skeleton after two years. And how the fuck do the hotel owners not smell the stiff after a week?
     
  3. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Same thing I was wondering. The stink should have worked it's way through the walls within a week.
     
  4. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Ok, it was being rented as an apartment, so the motel staff didn't go in there to clean it.

    Fine.

    Who the fuck was paying the rent for 2 years?????
     
  5. Don the Radio Guy

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    Have any of you ever stayed at one of these lower price places? The decomposition smell was probably overpowered by curry.
     
  6. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    If you were ever looking for a place to rent where you can do what you want and people minded their business this WAS the place..
     
  7. Neon

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    Nicely done with the thread title. I knew exactly what this story was going to be about.
     
  8. Pumpsie Green

    Pumpsie Green Registered User

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    If nothing else I'm surprised they didn't tow the truck. Even if you're a paying customer if your car is fucking up my lot it's done. This place has some give a shit employees.
     
  9. LiLJimmysHog

    LiLJimmysHog Professional negative prick

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    Is that the place that opie and bobbie got kicked out of?
     
  10. THRILLHO

    THRILLHO Registered User

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    No, that was in upstate New York. This story is in Tomah, Wisconsin.
     
  11. billfromavenel

    billfromavenel Registered User

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    thats what i was thinking cause the place i live at if you dont pay your rent by 5 the day its due they are at your room tossing your ass out
     
  12. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    if he paid with a credit card or debit card they just kept withdrawing the money, its really common for people to die and no one finding them for a long time, my buddy had one last summer in a house converted to apartments, the woman had been dead for every bit of a year half eaten buy her also dead and mummified cat. the neighbors said they only smelled something funny for about a week then never bothered with it because apparently the woman that died was such a miserable cunt no one wanted anything to do with her. the only reason that anyone bothered to even check on her was because apparently she missed an appointment with her social worker, and after 6months they cut off her check, and the rent wasn't getting paid......everything was paid through some "free loading money" account that she had. he said when he went in the TV was still on, and she was mummified with the dead cat not far from her. the cat would have lived longer except it drank all the water out of the toilet (it had been feeding on her) the medical examiner said she had been dead every bit of a year if not more.
     
  13. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    They liked the busy look the truck gave.
     
  14. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Also "badly decomposed" is simply a shitty term. That sounds like he failed to decompose. It would make more sense to say "successfully decomposed", or "decomposed to the extent expected".
     
  15. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    [Norm MacDonald] Note to self: When traveling through Tomah, Wisconsin...do not stay in room 19 at the Park Motel. [Norm MacDonald]
     

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