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Three Hole goes Norse!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Creasy Bear, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    And so it begins...

    Okay... I walked through St. James's Gate and I'm balls deep in my third pint at the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin.

    A three hour drive to O'Hare airport turned into a 4 hour drive because of the Veep's motorcade in Chicago... fuck my luck. Chicago to Dublin... 8 grueling hours cooped up on a plane with a bunch of dirty shanty irish... myself included.

    I'm half a lunatic from the jet lag, and the plane for Gatwick leaves at 8.

    4 pints for lunch in Dublin... 4 pints for dinner tonight in London. That's what I call "A good day".

    Further updates as events(and wi-fi access) warrant.
     
  2. SOS

    SOS ONA
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    Sounds like fun.

    post pics!
     
  3. vadersnutz

    vadersnutz Registered User

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    Three Hole may be my favorite person ever.
     
  4. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    This is gonna be good/tragic/hilarious.
     
  5. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak This space intentionally left blank.

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    Shenanigans?
     
  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    If Shooter made it back alive I foresee no issues for our own THP.
     
  7. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    With apologies to my lineage... Irish broads are not attractive. Woof... lumpy butter butts and blotchy skin. In a word... starchy... they just look starchy. Would it kill you fugly Colleens to put down the bushel of potatoes and eat a green salad every once in a while?

    Seriously, every halfway-decent broad I saw in Dublin today was speaking with an other-than-Irish accent. Very little homegrown talent. I'd be a golden god if I lived amongst these pale and misshapen troglodytettes.

    I'll try to post pics, but I'm technologically retarded. I'll figure it out. I promise pictures of the Norwegian fjords and me slobbing down whale meat in the Faroe islands at the very least.

    Fuck those stinky Sea Shepard hippies... I'm eating me some whale.
     
  8. CousinDave

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    Ya gotta mix the species up some, I'm not saying with blacks or anything like that, but ya gotta go a couple of hundred miles away or you are going to get inbreeding after just a couple of generations
     
  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    The Irish girls I saw in Dublin today were slightly-more masculine versions of East Side Dave.
     
  10. Don the Radio Guy

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    I did a quick search for "hot Irish girls" to give THP some hope, and in the top row of results were such bastions of Gaelic genes as Olivia Munn and Vanessa Hudgens.

    Good luck, bro.
     
  11. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Doing the booze tour in Dublin?
     
  12. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Let me know if you find the mighty Mjolnir in necklace form.
     
  13. Don the Radio Guy

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    Also Norse is Scandinavian. Ireland isn't in Scandinavia.
     
  14. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Dude, don't kill his buzz.
     
  15. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Have your gone in quest of fenrir?
     
  16. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I would absolutely watch a documentary about this. I'm thinking start the search in all the back alley shithole bars and a few whore houses.
     
  17. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    "Finding Fenrir"
     
  18. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I didn't even know they were working on a sequel to the first one...

    [​IMG]
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I demand updates!
     
  20. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    All my Lars von Trier, Ingmar Bergman, Thor, Odin, Loki, and Muppet comments for naught!

    I guess I could talk about The Quiet Man, but it's not the same.

    He didn't keep off the moors.
     
  21. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    He is in a meed stupor on the rainbow bridge.
     
  22. SOS

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    THP's quest to vanquish Fenrir must have hit a snag.
     
  23. UCJOE

    UCJOE I have a lot of business with the Chinese

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    Starchy lolol
     
  24. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    We have reason to believe that Three Hole is now working with fenrir.
     
  25. d0uche_n0zzle

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    TSA has him on infinite hold.
     

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