Three Hole goes Norse!

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#1
And so it begins...

Okay... I walked through St. James's Gate and I'm balls deep in my third pint at the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin.

A three hour drive to O'Hare airport turned into a 4 hour drive because of the Veep's motorcade in Chicago... fuck my luck. Chicago to Dublin... 8 grueling hours cooped up on a plane with a bunch of dirty shanty irish... myself included.

I'm half a lunatic from the jet lag, and the plane for Gatwick leaves at 8.

4 pints for lunch in Dublin... 4 pints for dinner tonight in London. That's what I call "A good day".

Further updates as events(and wi-fi access) warrant.
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#2
Sounds like fun.

post pics!
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#7
With apologies to my lineage... Irish broads are not attractive. Woof... lumpy butter butts and blotchy skin. In a word... starchy... they just look starchy. Would it kill you fugly Colleens to put down the bushel of potatoes and eat a green salad every once in a while?

Seriously, every halfway-decent broad I saw in Dublin today was speaking with an other-than-Irish accent. Very little homegrown talent. I'd be a golden god if I lived amongst these pale and misshapen troglodytettes.

I'll try to post pics, but I'm technologically retarded. I'll figure it out. I promise pictures of the Norwegian fjords and me slobbing down whale meat in the Faroe islands at the very least.

Fuck those stinky Sea Shepard hippies... I'm eating me some whale.
 

CousinDave

Registered User
#8
Seriously, every halfway-decent broad I saw in Dublin today was speaking with an other-than-Irish accent. Very little homegrown talent. I'd be a golden god if I lived amongst these pale and misshapen troglodytettes.

Ya gotta mix the species up some, I'm not saying with blacks or anything like that, but ya gotta go a couple of hundred miles away or you are going to get inbreeding after just a couple of generations
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#9
Ya gotta mix the species up some, I'm not saying with blacks or anything like that, but ya gotta go a couple of hundred miles away or you are going to get inbreeding after just a couple of generations
The Irish girls I saw in Dublin today were slightly-more masculine versions of East Side Dave.
 
#10
I did a quick search for "hot Irish girls" to give THP some hope, and in the top row of results were such bastions of Gaelic genes as Olivia Munn and Vanessa Hudgens.

Good luck, bro.
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#12
Let me know if you find the mighty Mjolnir in necklace form.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#20
All my Lars von Trier, Ingmar Bergman, Thor, Odin, Loki, and Muppet comments for naught!

I guess I could talk about The Quiet Man, but it's not the same.

He didn't keep off the moors.
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#22
THP's quest to vanquish Fenrir must have hit a snag.
 
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