Three white criminals rob a check-cashing store.

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Racial profiling fail...
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/white_wrong_OObh18KFJKieUOQ2mb7zRN

Black robbers used $2,000 white masks to fool victims in $200,000 'Town'-style stickup

A crafty trio of black robbers bought amazingly lifelike disguises from a Hollywood special-effects firm to transform themselves into white guys for a brazen Queens heist — and their get-ups were so good, their victims had no clue they were in masks.



The bamboozled staffers told arriving officers that they had just been robbed by three white men who had been posing as cops.
And if there was was any doubt that the crime was committed by black people...
Meanwhile, the crooks began blowing their $200,000 windfall on pricey Gucci and Louis Vuitton threads, authorities said. One member of the crew even forked over $11,000 for Rolex watch.
 
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Meanwhile, the crooks began blowing their $200,000 windfall on pricey Gucci and Louis Vuitton threads, authorities said. One member of the crew even forked over $11,000 for Rolex watch.
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Is that the stuntman mask from DRIVE?
 

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Is that the stuntman mask from DRIVE?
I think a mix of Elias Koteas/Jeremy Davies

Meanwhile, the crooks began blowing their $200,000 windfall on pricey Gucci and Louis Vuitton threads, authorities said. One member of the crew even forked over $11,000 for Rolex watch.
 

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They must have remembered to wash their hands after the weekly cross burning.

 

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I just imagine the police officers doing some old timey movie stuff...

"3 White robbers, eh Laurel? Well lets just see what they bought!"

"LOUIS VUITTON!"

"See, I told you it was negroes."
 
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They must have remembered to wash their hands after the weekly cross burning.

We burn one every three days actually. I don't appreciate misinformation like that.
 

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Amazing that black people pretending to be white isn't a hate crime.

If the situation was reversed I'd bet it would be.
 

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Amazing that black people pretending to be white isn't a hate crime.

If the situation was reversed I'd bet it would be.
It shouldn't be. They did nothing more than alter their appearance. Changing the way you look doesn't constitute hate. This is no different then wearing a ski mask.

Honestly I give them credit for their ingenuity.
 

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It shouldn't be. They did nothing more than alter their appearance. Changing the way you look doesn't constitute hate. This is no different then wearing a ski mask.

Honestly I give them credit for their ingenuity.
Look, it's Missing the Point Guy.