Discussion in 'Current Events' started by frago, Dec 26, 2007.
I had a girlfriend who always had dreams that was going to happen to her... She was a nervous wreck at zoos.
guess she wasnt as nuts as i always said she was.
Lawsuit lawsuit lawsuit. Somebody's getting another visit from Santy Claws real soon.
LOL, they just did the early morning story on this in the local news,,,THE VERY NEXT STORY= "the family that lost a loved one in one of the big dig disiaster's has finially recieved there first check, and have said they were very happy and do not plan to take further action stating that everybody has suffered enough".........
BIG LAWSUIT with the tiger thing!
Sucks to be you
The tiger was just being a tiger.
Seriously. The tiger is probably going to end up 'put down' because he got out and did what his animalistic instincts told him to do.
I understand going to the zoo and not expecting to be eaten by a tiger, but the tiger shouldn't be blamed. Besides, he's cut such a scruffable l'il white tummy.
The tiger was shot and killed during the "rampage" by the police.
Of course it was.
Oh well. Humans are stupid, but we have opposable thumbs and guns, so we get to the top of the foodchain.
Merry Christmas, Zoo-Goers.
So who's getting a tiger skin rug & trophy for Christmas?
they hung him from a poll wearing a Dunce cap in front of the other tigers to discourage that sort of behavior.
And then the other tigers ate him, shat up the undigested dunce cap, and continued to live like tigers, not giving two blue fucks about what humans think of their 'behavior.'
call me crazy,,, but even a tiger learns the boomstick rules the jungle bro.
Alright. Point taken, sir.
...although I'm still pretty anti-human in this case. I suggest we go the Doctor Evil route and duct-tape a laser beam to the Tiger's head.
sorry, im pro human... cause i am one.
I don't want tigers eating my kids.
Who the FUCK goes to the zoo on Christmas?
Who the FUCK opens the zoo on Christmas?
Who the FUCK makes people work at the zoo on Christmas? (okay, the animals have to be taken care of, fed, etc. like its a normal day so there are people who have to work anyway.)
They deserved to get eaten...STAY THE FUCK HOME ya douches...even if you don't celebrate.
Are tigers more likely to escape on Christmas? What am I missing here?
[30s voice] That tiger's going to be in a cage wearing stripes, see? [/30s voice]
When asked, "How did the victims taste"? a spokesman for the tiger said, "Theeey'rre Great!".
Hey MJ! Where's the video?
Tigers. Santy Claws. Tee hee hee. I made a funny.
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I just inhaled my dinner.. this one wins the thread!
eh, i feel bad for the tiger. who gives a fuck if a few more Californians get eaten they were probably peta members anyway